sorry your niece was not thoughtful.
today I am annoying people on fb by telling them all the chores I have done
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
beth b - May 15, 2013 12:52:55 pm PDT #167 of 30002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
smonster - May 15, 2013 5:33:38 pm PDT #168 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Dude, Laura, she needs a cluestick.
smonster - May 15, 2013 5:39:44 pm PDT #169 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
This is the most... something... message I've ever gotten on OK Cupid.
hey there, I looked at your profile just to see how totally opposite we are and I couldn't stop reading your profile, very interesting and deep, I was also a little surprised that we had a few things in common, I think my therapist would love you. thanks for letting me read your profile.
Uh. You're welcome? And thanks? IDEK.
Trudy Booth - May 15, 2013 5:44:32 pm PDT #170 of 30002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Maybe go with "sweet sentiment expressed badly" and take it as a good thing.
SuziQ - May 15, 2013 5:47:45 pm PDT #171 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I think my therapist would love you
Ummm, ok. Thanks?
Laura - May 15, 2013 5:58:38 pm PDT #172 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.
It could be the exhaustion, but I thought that was pretty funny.
Connie Neil - May 15, 2013 6:02:21 pm PDT #173 of 30002
brillig
I thought that was pretty funny.
So did I. Almost odd enough to warrant a reply in a similar vein. It could lead to a wonderfully bizarre conversation.
le nubian - May 15, 2013 6:04:26 pm PDT #174 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
smonster,
you totally need to reply.
Dana - May 16, 2013 4:01:28 am PDT #175 of 30002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
You should ask if the therapist is single. And hot.
Strix - May 16, 2013 4:19:38 am PDT #176 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
That? Is hilarious.