Joyce: Dawn, you be good. Xander: We will. Just gonna play with some matches, run with scissors, take candy from some guy, I don't know his name.

'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - May 15, 2013 5:44:32 pm PDT #170 of 30002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Maybe go with "sweet sentiment expressed badly" and take it as a good thing.


SuziQ - May 15, 2013 5:47:45 pm PDT #171 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I think my therapist would love you

Ummm, ok. Thanks?


Laura - May 15, 2013 5:58:38 pm PDT #172 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

It could be the exhaustion, but I thought that was pretty funny.


Connie Neil - May 15, 2013 6:02:21 pm PDT #173 of 30002
brillig

I thought that was pretty funny.

So did I. Almost odd enough to warrant a reply in a similar vein. It could lead to a wonderfully bizarre conversation.


le nubian - May 15, 2013 6:04:26 pm PDT #174 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

smonster,

you totally need to reply.


Dana - May 16, 2013 4:01:28 am PDT #175 of 30002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

You should ask if the therapist is single. And hot.


Strix - May 16, 2013 4:19:38 am PDT #176 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

That? Is hilarious.


Steph L. - May 16, 2013 4:54:36 am PDT #177 of 30002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Grrrr, my job. Apparently our jury duty policy is -- too bad, you have to use your vacation/sick time for jury duty.

I am an incandescent ball of anger right now, because I really need to save my time off for, you know, GETTING MARRIED and taking a honeymoon.

SO MUCH ANGER.


Dana - May 16, 2013 4:55:35 am PDT #178 of 30002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Can you postpone the jury duty? I think in Texas you can do it twice (but then you really better show up the third time).


brenda m - May 16, 2013 4:59:59 am PDT #179 of 30002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Q: Can an employer require its employees to use vacation time or sick leave for jury service?
A: No. The Ohio statute explicitly prohibits employers from requiring employees to use vacation days or sick leave for time spent responding to a jury duty summons or serving on a jury. Employers are not even allowed to ask that employees use their paid time off, according to the statute. Employees do have the option of using vacation days or paid time off if their employer provides those benefits, but this must be done voluntarily.

ETA: they are not required to pay you for the time you are out, which is why one might choose to take the vacation days.

Ohio Bar Association - [link]