Dude, Laura, she needs a cluestick.
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
This is the most... something... message I've ever gotten on OK Cupid.
hey there, I looked at your profile just to see how totally opposite we are and I couldn't stop reading your profile, very interesting and deep, I was also a little surprised that we had a few things in common, I think my therapist would love you. thanks for letting me read your profile.
Uh. You're welcome? And thanks? IDEK.
Maybe go with "sweet sentiment expressed badly" and take it as a good thing.
I think my therapist would love you
Ummm, ok. Thanks?
It could be the exhaustion, but I thought that was pretty funny.
I thought that was pretty funny.
So did I. Almost odd enough to warrant a reply in a similar vein. It could lead to a wonderfully bizarre conversation.
smonster,
you totally need to reply.
You should ask if the therapist is single. And hot.
That? Is hilarious.
Grrrr, my job. Apparently our jury duty policy is -- too bad, you have to use your vacation/sick time for jury duty.
I am an incandescent ball of anger right now, because I really need to save my time off for, you know, GETTING MARRIED and taking a honeymoon.
SO MUCH ANGER.