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Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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smonster - May 15, 2013 5:39:44 pm PDT #169 of 30002

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

This is the most... something... message I've ever gotten on OK Cupid.

hey there, I looked at your profile just to see how totally opposite we are and I couldn't stop reading your profile, very interesting and deep, I was also a little surprised that we had a few things in common, I think my therapist would love you. thanks for letting me read your profile.

Uh. You're welcome? And thanks? IDEK.

Trudy Booth - May 15, 2013 5:44:32 pm PDT #170 of 30002

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Maybe go with "sweet sentiment expressed badly" and take it as a good thing.

SuziQ - May 15, 2013 5:47:45 pm PDT #171 of 30002

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I think my therapist would love you

Ummm, ok. Thanks?

Laura - May 15, 2013 5:58:38 pm PDT #172 of 30002

Our wings are not tired.

It could be the exhaustion, but I thought that was pretty funny.

Connie Neil - May 15, 2013 6:02:21 pm PDT #173 of 30002

brillig

I thought that was pretty funny.

So did I. Almost odd enough to warrant a reply in a similar vein. It could lead to a wonderfully bizarre conversation.

le nubian - May 15, 2013 6:04:26 pm PDT #174 of 30002

"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

smonster,

you totally need to reply.

Dana - May 16, 2013 4:01:28 am PDT #175 of 30002

"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

You should ask if the therapist is single. And hot.

Strix - May 16, 2013 4:19:38 am PDT #176 of 30002

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

That? Is hilarious.

Steph L. - May 16, 2013 4:54:36 am PDT #177 of 30002

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Grrrr, my job. Apparently our jury duty policy is -- too bad, you have to use your vacation/sick time for jury duty.

I am an incandescent ball of anger right now, because I really need to save my time off for, you know, GETTING MARRIED and taking a honeymoon.

SO MUCH ANGER.

Dana - May 16, 2013 4:55:35 am PDT #178 of 30002

"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Can you postpone the jury duty? I think in Texas you can do it twice (but then you really better show up the third time).

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