Willow: That's a work ethic! Buffy, you're developing a work ethic! Buffy: Do they make an ointment for that?

'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Jan 09, 2015 2:39:38 am PST #15380 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Earwormed with Eben Brooks' "Hey There, Cthulu", woke up this way. Attempting to combat with Jonathan Coulton's "Re: Your Brains". Even the cats are steering clear. Have lost pronouns. Mercifully, still have punctuation.


WindSparrow - Jan 09, 2015 3:51:53 am PST #15381 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Great news, everyone! I successfully earwormed myself with "Re: Your Brains" and regained my pronouns. I may have to combat this earworm with "Escape".


Calli - Jan 09, 2015 4:51:47 am PST #15382 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Careful WS. You may be entering an ear worm spiral of countering and recountering that can only lead to an unfortunate Disney place.


amych - Jan 09, 2015 5:21:25 am PST #15383 of 30002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

True story. In our last D&D session, we ran into a baddie who used earworms to induce mind control. The only one to make it out unscathed was the dude who tore up his dungeon mattress to make earmuffs; the rest of us had to sing It's A Small World all the way through the battle.

They don't give out mattresses in that dungeon any more. Think of your fellow prisoners.


Burrell - Jan 09, 2015 6:03:44 am PST #15384 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That's hilarious, amych. Clever dungeon master.


beekaytee - Jan 09, 2015 11:09:21 am PST #15385 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

I love that d&d story!

My favorite moment in my year of the Firefly rpg was stampeding a flock of sheep to confuse, and therefore, defeat the bad guys.

So, I went a bit of a different direction with the walker ad...still trying to be funny and engaging.

PLEASE let me know what you think of this.


beekaytee - Jan 09, 2015 3:18:03 pm PST #15386 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

Eep. Sorry to kill the thread!

And thanks to the 'ffistas commenting on FB.


WindSparrow - Jan 09, 2015 5:21:49 pm PST #15387 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

bonny, I got a 404 error.


beekaytee - Jan 09, 2015 5:53:58 pm PST #15388 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

Andi, I made some changes based on feedback. (thanks guys!)

Here is a new version.

I can't figure out why I'm having so much trouble uploading a pdf to facebook and wordpress.

I've never had that problem before!


smonster - Jan 09, 2015 8:21:44 pm PST #15389 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I like it, bonny.