That's hilarious, amych. Clever dungeon master.
Zoe: Don't think it's a good spot, sir. She still has the advantage over us. Mal: Everyone always does. That's what makes us special.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Burrell - Jan 09, 2015 6:03:44 am PST #15384 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
beekaytee - Jan 09, 2015 11:09:21 am PST #15385 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant
I love that d&d story!
My favorite moment in my year of the Firefly rpg was stampeding a flock of sheep to confuse, and therefore, defeat the bad guys.
So, I went a bit of a different direction with the walker ad...still trying to be funny and engaging.
PLEASE let me know what you think of this.
beekaytee - Jan 09, 2015 3:18:03 pm PST #15386 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant
Eep. Sorry to kill the thread!
And thanks to the 'ffistas commenting on FB.
WindSparrow - Jan 09, 2015 5:21:49 pm PST #15387 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
bonny, I got a 404 error.
beekaytee - Jan 09, 2015 5:53:58 pm PST #15388 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant
Andi, I made some changes based on feedback. (thanks guys!)
Here is a new version.
I can't figure out why I'm having so much trouble uploading a pdf to facebook and wordpress.
I've never had that problem before!
smonster - Jan 09, 2015 8:21:44 pm PST #15389 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I like it, bonny.
beekaytee - Jan 09, 2015 10:26:47 pm PST #15390 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant
Now I want to learn how to be a d&d dm.
WindSparrow - Jan 09, 2015 11:07:11 pm PST #15391 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
That ad looks great, bonny.
Java cat - Jan 10, 2015 6:39:33 am PST #15392 of 30002
Not javachik
No. Don't lead with poop! I like everything else but that. Do you like pina colados etc is funny and a good hook. Leading with poop = for me, depending on mood I could be in, either funny and what on earth is this about? or gross, I'm not going to read it.
Is there anything dog related that has the cadence of pina colado, lost in the rain? walks in the rain, of course, but for pina colada?
Steph L. - Jan 10, 2015 6:44:01 am PST #15393 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I feel like if a potential dog-walker thinks poop is gross, they're probably not right for a job that involves poop, and handling of same. And that's okay! Not everyone is suited for every job. I like the poop ad, because it can weed out people who don't care to deal with it as part of their livelihood.