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I love that d&d story!
My favorite moment in my year of the Firefly rpg was stampeding a flock of sheep to confuse, and therefore, defeat the bad guys.
So, I went a bit of a different direction with the walker ad...still trying to be funny and engaging.
PLEASE let me know what you think of this.
Eep. Sorry to kill the thread!
And thanks to the 'ffistas commenting on FB.
bonny, I got a 404 error.
Andi, I made some changes based on feedback. (thanks guys!)
Here is a new version.
I can't figure out why I'm having so much trouble uploading a pdf to facebook and wordpress.
I've never had that problem before!
I like it, bonny.
Now I want to learn how to be a d&d dm.
That ad looks great, bonny.
No. Don't lead with poop! I like everything else but that. Do you like pina colados etc is funny and a good hook. Leading with poop = for me, depending on mood I could be in, either funny and what on earth is this about? or gross, I'm not going to read it.
Is there anything dog related that has the cadence of pina colado, lost in the rain? walks in the rain, of course, but for pina colada?
I feel like if a potential dog-walker thinks poop is gross, they're probably not right for a job that involves poop, and handling of same. And that's okay! Not everyone is suited for every job. I like the poop ad, because it can weed out people who don't care to deal with it as part of their livelihood.
IMHO, dealing with poop without a problem is not the same thing as liking poop. I love my cats and have no issue scooping cat litter, but I don't *like* it. It's part of the job. I'm neutral on the subject. Liking it would be weird IMHO.