Man, you just get darker and darker, and the weird thing is, your aura? Beige.

Host ,'Why We Fight'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Jan 09, 2015 5:21:25 am PST #15383 of 30002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

True story. In our last D&D session, we ran into a baddie who used earworms to induce mind control. The only one to make it out unscathed was the dude who tore up his dungeon mattress to make earmuffs; the rest of us had to sing It's A Small World all the way through the battle.

They don't give out mattresses in that dungeon any more. Think of your fellow prisoners.


Burrell - Jan 09, 2015 6:03:44 am PST #15384 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That's hilarious, amych. Clever dungeon master.


beekaytee - Jan 09, 2015 11:09:21 am PST #15385 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

I love that d&d story!

My favorite moment in my year of the Firefly rpg was stampeding a flock of sheep to confuse, and therefore, defeat the bad guys.

So, I went a bit of a different direction with the walker ad...still trying to be funny and engaging.

PLEASE let me know what you think of this.


beekaytee - Jan 09, 2015 3:18:03 pm PST #15386 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

Eep. Sorry to kill the thread!

And thanks to the 'ffistas commenting on FB.


WindSparrow - Jan 09, 2015 5:21:49 pm PST #15387 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

bonny, I got a 404 error.


beekaytee - Jan 09, 2015 5:53:58 pm PST #15388 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

Andi, I made some changes based on feedback. (thanks guys!)

Here is a new version.

I can't figure out why I'm having so much trouble uploading a pdf to facebook and wordpress.

I've never had that problem before!


smonster - Jan 09, 2015 8:21:44 pm PST #15389 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I like it, bonny.


beekaytee - Jan 09, 2015 10:26:47 pm PST #15390 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

Now I want to learn how to be a d&d dm.


WindSparrow - Jan 09, 2015 11:07:11 pm PST #15391 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

That ad looks great, bonny.


Java cat - Jan 10, 2015 6:39:33 am PST #15392 of 30002
Not javachik

No. Don't lead with poop! I like everything else but that. Do you like pina colados etc is funny and a good hook. Leading with poop = for me, depending on mood I could be in, either funny and what on earth is this about? or gross, I'm not going to read it.

Is there anything dog related that has the cadence of pina colado, lost in the rain? walks in the rain, of course, but for pina colada?