I took a couple years to change my name properly. Didn't do it until the IRS started complaining.
Well, I'm freelancing and get paid as Stephanie Lang Beckmeyer, so I feel like I should make it legal.
Honestly, you meet the most appalling sort of people....
Giles ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Aug 09, 2014 8:36:53 am PDT #12730 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Connie Neil - Aug 09, 2014 8:49:22 am PDT #12731 of 30002
brillig
Hubby was on mega does of multiple pain drugs. You've got to train to be on that level of medication, it's why the amateurs get into trouble. Still haven't managed to get rid of Hubby's drug stash (stupid police department closed on my day off). I'm beginning to think I should keep that briefcase in case of apocalypse, I'd be in a terrific trading position.
Cass - Aug 09, 2014 9:21:10 am PDT #12732 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I'm fairly certain that should kill him. But he's been taking it so long, he's developed a tolerance like unto Hunter S. Thompson.
You've got to train to be on that level of medication, it's why the amateurs get into trouble.
One does simply saunter into massive doses of narcotics. Not if they want to wake up.
But for people with a lot of chronic, hardcore pain, they are good.
beekaytee - Aug 09, 2014 9:22:10 am PDT #12733 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant
(The current formulation can't be crushed to negate the time-release feature.)
I remember desperately crushing a Percocet with my "Big Red" pen because I could not swallow it after a tonsillectomy at 19 years old. It was ghastly bitter, but worked mighty fine.
Trudy Booth - Aug 09, 2014 11:08:26 am PDT #12734 of 30002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Percocet is the bestest,and most nicest drug in the world!
Um... Or so I've been told.
Strix - Aug 09, 2014 11:12:04 am PDT #12735 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I'm not hating it!
Steph L. - Aug 09, 2014 4:30:21 pm PDT #12736 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Elephant update: Tim took it to the ex's yard sale and came back with a Theracane! I think we came out on top.
Connie Neil - Aug 09, 2014 4:47:59 pm PDT #12737 of 30002
brillig
Tim took it to the ex's yard sale and came back with a Theracane! I think we came out on top.
Please, god, let it be that I'm not the only one who went to a sex toy brainspace when they looked at that website.
Steph L. - Aug 09, 2014 4:51:51 pm PDT #12738 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Oh my god, that would be hilarious if his ex-wife sent him home with a sex toy! No, it's for trigger point/muscle knot release. (Which still sounds slightly dirty.)
WindSparrow - Aug 09, 2014 6:11:53 pm PDT #12739 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Don't make me laugh, it still makes me cough.