Don't make me laugh, it still makes me cough.
'Not Fade Away'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Please, god, let it be that I'm not the only one who went to a sex toy brainspace when they looked at that website.
It was the "7 strategically placed balls" line, wasn't it? Turns out I'm 12.
Oh, speaking of strategically placed balls, today my DH unearthed a photo of a man's multiply-endowed junk (it was on Reddit of course). I'm now waiting to see what Snopes makes of it.
I must admit that the word "asshook" wandered through my brain.
And now none of you will be able to think of anything else.
My thread killing ways continue.
I had a dream last night that Hubby was still alive. My subconscious was throwing a shitfit of confusion and anger. Not my most restful night's sleep. Stupid betraying brain.
Ugh. Maybe subconscious can just use these times to have a nice chat. Yes, brains are stupid and betraying.
Is anyone around who wants to be productive together for a while? I'm running out of weekend (as usual) and feeling overwhelmed (also as usual).
Sorry smonster, my productivity is all petered out, excepting making dinner I hope. But in a little bit of synchronicity, I was being productive way over here on the West Coast.
Sorry, smonster. We're on vacation, but I would love to play the productivity game when I'm home again.
My subconscious was throwing a shitfit of confusion and anger. Not my most restful night's sleep. Stupid betraying brain.
I hate those dreams. Ask me how I know that pinching yourself in a dream hurts. Or don't. You can guess.
sj, let's do it.
I ended up going over to Tom and Nora's for pizza, Leverage, and productivity. It was just what I needed.