'Out Of Gas'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
(The current formulation can't be crushed to negate the time-release feature.)
I remember desperately crushing a Percocet with my "Big Red" pen because I could not swallow it after a tonsillectomy at 19 years old. It was ghastly bitter, but worked mighty fine.
Percocet is the bestest,and most nicest drug in the world!
Um... Or so I've been told.
I'm not hating it!
Elephant update: Tim took it to the ex's yard sale and came back with a Theracane! I think we came out on top.
Tim took it to the ex's yard sale and came back with a Theracane! I think we came out on top.
Please, god, let it be that I'm not the only one who went to a sex toy brainspace when they looked at that website.
Oh my god, that would be hilarious if his ex-wife sent him home with a sex toy! No, it's for trigger point/muscle knot release. (Which still sounds slightly dirty.)
Don't make me laugh, it still makes me cough.
Please, god, let it be that I'm not the only one who went to a sex toy brainspace when they looked at that website.
It was the "7 strategically placed balls" line, wasn't it? Turns out I'm 12.
Oh, speaking of strategically placed balls, today my DH unearthed a photo of a man's multiply-endowed junk (it was on Reddit of course). I'm now waiting to see what Snopes makes of it.
I must admit that the word "asshook" wandered through my brain.
And now none of you will be able to think of anything else.
My thread killing ways continue.
I had a dream last night that Hubby was still alive. My subconscious was throwing a shitfit of confusion and anger. Not my most restful night's sleep. Stupid betraying brain.