Percocet is the bestest,and most nicest drug in the world!
Um... Or so I've been told.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
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Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Aug 09, 2014 11:08:26 am PDT #12734 of 30002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Strix - Aug 09, 2014 11:12:04 am PDT #12735 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I'm not hating it!
Steph L. - Aug 09, 2014 4:30:21 pm PDT #12736 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Elephant update: Tim took it to the ex's yard sale and came back with a Theracane! I think we came out on top.
Connie Neil - Aug 09, 2014 4:47:59 pm PDT #12737 of 30002
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Tim took it to the ex's yard sale and came back with a Theracane! I think we came out on top.
Please, god, let it be that I'm not the only one who went to a sex toy brainspace when they looked at that website.
Steph L. - Aug 09, 2014 4:51:51 pm PDT #12738 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Oh my god, that would be hilarious if his ex-wife sent him home with a sex toy! No, it's for trigger point/muscle knot release. (Which still sounds slightly dirty.)
WindSparrow - Aug 09, 2014 6:11:53 pm PDT #12739 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Don't make me laugh, it still makes me cough.
Burrell - Aug 09, 2014 6:34:34 pm PDT #12740 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Please, god, let it be that I'm not the only one who went to a sex toy brainspace when they looked at that website.
It was the "7 strategically placed balls" line, wasn't it? Turns out I'm 12.
Oh, speaking of strategically placed balls, today my DH unearthed a photo of a man's multiply-endowed junk (it was on Reddit of course). I'm now waiting to see what Snopes makes of it.
Connie Neil - Aug 09, 2014 7:14:20 pm PDT #12741 of 30002
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I must admit that the word "asshook" wandered through my brain.
And now none of you will be able to think of anything else.
Connie Neil - Aug 10, 2014 9:02:25 am PDT #12742 of 30002
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My thread killing ways continue.
I had a dream last night that Hubby was still alive. My subconscious was throwing a shitfit of confusion and anger. Not my most restful night's sleep. Stupid betraying brain.
Laura - Aug 10, 2014 9:06:54 am PDT #12743 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.
Ugh. Maybe subconscious can just use these times to have a nice chat. Yes, brains are stupid and betraying.