Simon: I swear when it's appropriate. Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.

'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Burrell - Aug 09, 2014 8:04:38 am PDT #12724 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'd totally let him bring it over and let her sell it. It gets it out of the house, right? Although it does prompt a few cracks about the elephant in the room.


Steph L. - Aug 09, 2014 8:06:33 am PDT #12725 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Okay -- I think maybe I'm over-sensitive since she's Tim's ex. I am glad to be rid of it, though.

Although it does prompt a few cracks about the elephant in the room.

Ha! We did indeed make those jokes.


DavidS - Aug 09, 2014 8:08:09 am PDT #12726 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm with the "I don't think it's weird." At least, that's the kind of solution I'd come up with.


Steph L. - Aug 09, 2014 8:11:10 am PDT #12727 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It's nice he got rid of the Former Marriage Elephant before our first anniversary. I suppose I should see about legally changing my name by then.


Burrell - Aug 09, 2014 8:12:31 am PDT #12728 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I took a couple years to change my name properly. Didn't do it until the IRS started complaining.


Strix - Aug 09, 2014 8:33:56 am PDT #12729 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm glad you got rid of the elephant.

My husband's ex left so much damned stuff here. After two years, I happily tossed/donated most of it. A few pieces of furniture, office supplies and knickknacks I kept, but most of it, I wanted it OUT. A lot of it was junk and literal trash.

When we move to PA, and she sees anything and wants it back, I'm going to charge her a 8 year storage fee.


Steph L. - Aug 09, 2014 8:36:53 am PDT #12730 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I took a couple years to change my name properly. Didn't do it until the IRS started complaining.

Well, I'm freelancing and get paid as Stephanie Lang Beckmeyer, so I feel like I should make it legal.


Connie Neil - Aug 09, 2014 8:49:22 am PDT #12731 of 30002
brillig

Hubby was on mega does of multiple pain drugs. You've got to train to be on that level of medication, it's why the amateurs get into trouble. Still haven't managed to get rid of Hubby's drug stash (stupid police department closed on my day off). I'm beginning to think I should keep that briefcase in case of apocalypse, I'd be in a terrific trading position.


Cass - Aug 09, 2014 9:21:10 am PDT #12732 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I'm fairly certain that should kill him. But he's been taking it so long, he's developed a tolerance like unto Hunter S. Thompson.

You've got to train to be on that level of medication, it's why the amateurs get into trouble.

One does simply saunter into massive doses of narcotics. Not if they want to wake up.

But for people with a lot of chronic, hardcore pain, they are good.


beekaytee - Aug 09, 2014 9:22:10 am PDT #12733 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

(The current formulation can't be crushed to negate the time-release feature.)

I remember desperately crushing a Percocet with my "Big Red" pen because I could not swallow it after a tonsillectomy at 19 years old. It was ghastly bitter, but worked mighty fine.