I would be there right now.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - Nov 14, 2012 7:19:18 am PST #835 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Anthony Bourdain is probably laughing really hard at that.


Amy - Nov 14, 2012 7:19:49 am PST #836 of 30001
Because books.

Consuela, that's great news about your folks. And also a great piece about the shore -- thanks for linking.


DavidS - Nov 14, 2012 7:26:49 am PST #837 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

This is the answer: "Microbiology. Infectious diseases. STDs. Chancroid."

There is no nickname I can come up with that she's going to want printed on a t-shirt. (Okay, I'm considering "Infectious T," since her name starts with T.)

I like "Infectious T."

The Weeping Sores.

Pus 'R Us.

MC Chancroid.

Tiny Death.

'Nfected.

'Nfuckedup.

ClapaDap

The Ooze.

Pustulence and Pestilence.


Steph L. - Nov 14, 2012 7:26:56 am PST #838 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Teppy, it's sort of like coming up with a roller derby name.

That's what I was thinking, too!


Steph L. - Nov 14, 2012 7:28:05 am PST #839 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

MC Chancroid.

Yo, I'm MC Chancroid / and I'm here to say / check that junk out close up before you hit it, okay?


DavidS - Nov 14, 2012 7:34:53 am PST #840 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think Pustulence and Pestilence is just begging to be used as a Regency romance.


meara - Nov 14, 2012 7:35:20 am PST #841 of 30001

Yo, I'm MC Chancroid / and I'm here to say / check that junk out close up before you hit it, okay?

Hah! I kind of love this. Though I would also vote for any weird oldtimey nickname for chancroids. (All I can think of is "The Clap", but that's not the right STI, and I dont' remember what the others are called...I'm not even sure if that one is gonnorhea or waht)


erikaj - Nov 14, 2012 7:38:38 am PST #842 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

like "the pox"?


meara - Nov 14, 2012 7:40:50 am PST #843 of 30001

like "the pox"?

Yes! I am slow this morning. Still getting the coffee in me (plumber of course came at exactly 8AM, though since it only took him about 15 minutes, it makes sense)


DavidS - Nov 14, 2012 7:48:03 am PST #844 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The Clap is always syphilis!

Anybody see Play For Germs?

It's pretty funny and horrible. (Gonorrhea and Syphilis argue about who had a bigger effect on human history by all the famous people they infected. Edward Albee one-act play.)