The Clap is always syphilis!
Anybody see Play For Germs?
It's pretty funny and horrible. (Gonorrhea and Syphilis argue about who had a bigger effect on human history by all the famous people they infected. Edward Albee one-act play.)
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Nov 14, 2012 7:48:03 am PST #844 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Cashmere - Nov 14, 2012 7:57:05 am PST #845 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I thought the Clap was Chlamydia.
erikaj - Nov 14, 2012 7:58:21 am PST #846 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
ew...but kind of fascinating. I've read that Hitler had (possibly was just worried he had?) neurosyphillis Is that a Godwin's Law moment?
meara - Nov 14, 2012 7:58:32 am PST #847 of 30001
So what are the others? The clap, the pox...I feel like there were more.
(ETA: Wikipedia only lists "the clap" (which is indeed gonorrhea) and "trich", in addition to "crabs" as colloquialisms)
Consuela - Nov 14, 2012 7:59:44 am PST #848 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Jesse - Nov 14, 2012 8:03:16 am PST #849 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
"trich"
Isn't that what you get from bad pork? (Insert "porking" joke here.)
Polgara - Nov 14, 2012 8:32:45 am PST #850 of 30001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS
Clap Killer
Syph Slayer
Crab Smacker
DavidS - Nov 14, 2012 8:34:12 am PST #851 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Crab Smacker
Oooh, good name for a band from Baltimore.
Ginger - Nov 14, 2012 9:12:00 am PST #852 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Clap Fighter
Volans - Nov 14, 2012 9:16:02 am PST #853 of 30001
move out and draw fire
I like Crab Smacker.
I'm in bureaucratic moving hell.