Fred ,'Life of the Party'
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Yo, I'm MC Chancroid / and I'm here to say / check that junk out close up before you hit it, okay?
Hah! I kind of love this. Though I would also vote for any weird oldtimey nickname for chancroids. (All I can think of is "The Clap", but that's not the right STI, and I dont' remember what the others are called...I'm not even sure if that one is gonnorhea or waht)
like "the pox"?
like "the pox"?
Yes! I am slow this morning. Still getting the coffee in me (plumber of course came at exactly 8AM, though since it only took him about 15 minutes, it makes sense)
The Clap is always syphilis!
Anybody see Play For Germs?
It's pretty funny and horrible. (Gonorrhea and Syphilis argue about who had a bigger effect on human history by all the famous people they infected. Edward Albee one-act play.)
I thought the Clap was Chlamydia.
ew...but kind of fascinating. I've read that Hitler had (possibly was just worried he had?) neurosyphillis Is that a Godwin's Law moment?
So what are the others? The clap, the pox...I feel like there were more.
(ETA: Wikipedia only lists "the clap" (which is indeed gonorrhea) and "trich", in addition to "crabs" as colloquialisms)
"trich"
Isn't that what you get from bad pork? (Insert "porking" joke here.)
Clap Killer
Syph Slayer
Crab Smacker