This is the answer: "Microbiology. Infectious diseases. STDs. Chancroid."
There is no nickname I can come up with that she's going to want printed on a t-shirt. (Okay, I'm considering "Infectious T," since her name starts with T.)
I like "Infectious T."
The Weeping Sores.
Pus 'R Us.
MC Chancroid.
Tiny Death.
'Nfected.
'Nfuckedup.
ClapaDap
The Ooze.
Pustulence and Pestilence.
Teppy, it's sort of like coming up with a roller derby name.
That's what I was thinking, too!
MC Chancroid.
Yo, I'm MC Chancroid / and I'm here to say / check that junk out close up before you hit it, okay?
I think
Pustulence and Pestilence
is just begging to be used as a Regency romance.
Yo, I'm MC Chancroid / and I'm here to say / check that junk out close up before you hit it, okay?
Hah! I kind of love this. Though I would also vote for any weird oldtimey nickname for chancroids. (All I can think of is "The Clap", but that's not the right STI, and I dont' remember what the others are called...I'm not even sure if that one is gonnorhea or waht)
like "the pox"?
Yes! I am slow this morning. Still getting the coffee in me (plumber of course came at exactly 8AM, though since it only took him about 15 minutes, it makes sense)
The Clap is always syphilis!
Anybody see
Play For Germs?
It's pretty funny and horrible. (Gonorrhea and Syphilis argue about who had a bigger effect on human history by all the famous people they infected. Edward Albee one-act play.)
I thought the Clap was Chlamydia.
ew...but kind of fascinating.
I've read that Hitler had (possibly was just worried he had?) neurosyphillis
Is that a Godwin's Law moment?