My sense of this week is all screwed up .

Shared tables???? I would freak out. I'm a cube monkey. A couple times I've had offices, but I'm pretty much resolved that I will never have one again. And that does bother me--kind of in a status way too. I mean, I do actually work hard, and I am good at what I do, and also I am fucking old. But I do not want to go into management, and it's either that or being successful in a revenue-generating position that are gonna get me one in my line of things, and neither are going to happen.

I hate watching my back for a million reasons. I hate listening to people snap their gum, or take calls on speakerphones, or have loud conversations in Tagalog/Hindi/Spanish or fucking sing while they fucking work and assorted stressors. I do, however, enjoy eavesdropping on the guy over the wall (in IT, not in my department) and yelling rude things at him, so I am clearly part of other people's problems.

Interestingly (to me), there is a senior developer here with an office. That's not a rank that gets you a door--it's an ADA thing. He has a fear of crowds, so he sits in a broom closet-sized office (it's seriously desk+chair small) so he is at the office, but not around people. He never attends meetings in person, and he won't get into an elevator with more than two or three people on it. Last fire drill I was at, the poor guys was freaking out--you know the human wall of people all surging to get back to the eleventh through thirteenth floors, all in five elevators. He waited as three or four filled and went up, and he was getting progressively more agitated so I didn't leave (my crafty plan was to use the other bank of elevators that only goes to ten, and then stairs, but anyway), and then I barred people from getting onto the next one so he could ride alone. He was doing the pee pee dance, and he looked like he was going to cry. He couldn't manage to get the words out to ask for what he needed, and it was only because I'd heard bits of office gossip which *suddenly* made perfect sense (I'd never seen him before, of course) that I knew what to do to help him out.

This company's cubicles are about 5'5 high on the IT floor so I can see tops of heads across the fields of geeks. On the exec/marketing floor, each group of desks are much more oriented towards each other, which ew. At Countrywide, the cube walls were maybe one foot higher than the desk--barely any room to make shelf storage, and you're looking someone in the face all the time. There were double space cubes, and I was senior enough to have one until they took that rule away--I slid under the wire for a while by taking a double that had a column in the middle of it, but I got ousted in a re-org shortly before I was ousted-ousted.

Oh, hey ^^^^ wall of text.

Jesse, I added this to my tumblr instead of to good stuff where it rightfully belongs: [link]

Shared tables????

I was totally against them at first, but they're not as bad as they sound. Each desk-space is 3' deep by 6' wide, and you have a monitor (or two) in between you and the person you're facing. So there's not any real privacy, but it's not like we're sitting on top of each other.

The only thing I really miss about cubes is having wall space to pin things on.

We're pretty hierarchical here about office space, too. You have windowless cubes for the bottom rung staff, cubes with windows for the next level, then windowless offices, then shared offices with windows, then solitary offices with windows. After that it's a question of where your administrative assistant sits and that starts at the bottom again.

I'm in a cube with a window. I passed on a windowless office because I'd rather have the view (a slightly swampy wooded area--sometimes we get deer, herons, and hawks, more often we get ravens, vultures, and an aggressive titmouse that will beat his reflection any damn day now).

Open plan office - our company has been featured in a few architecture/design mags since we moved into the new digs. Most of the photos are of the common areas and breakout spaces, but if you scroll to the bottom there's a photo of one of our tables.

Ugh. I am reminded once again how nice it is to work from home and not have to worry about cubes or offices. Last five years, man. It's been nice.

The office my group was in a number of years ago went from a badly organized bunch of individual offices to an open-plan space. At least, it was supposed to be an open plan for everyone but all the upper-level people NEEDED a closed office, so we ended up with a bunch of offices and us peons out in an open space. They'd set up, basically, counters that were in odd configurations and you ended up almost face-to-face with the person across. The counters were high enough that people were getting shoulder, arm, and back problems ... and were designed so you couldn't add an under-counter keyboard tray. They found that the face-to-face bit was terrible for people being able to concentrate, plus the noise level was impossible, so they added glass walls from the top of the dividers to the ceiling. When that still didn't solve the face-to-face issue, they had the glass frosted part way up. The noise level remained difficult, since they refused to have any guidelines, much less rules, about acceptable noisemakers, so we had the one or two people who HAD to do all their phone conversations on speaker and the two women who'd have music battles - each would try to drown out the other's music - several times a week.

Needless to say, it was a mess. And, since there was virtually no storage space, it was literally a mess, with stuff scattered wherever we could find some space. And then there was the time the guy who functioned as an office manager decided that we didn't really need all those big file cabinets taking up floor and wall space ... and the person in charge of membership records freaked when she came back from a vacation and found all her records gone.

Good times, good times ...

And this kind of sums things up.

The power company I worked for had built its headquarters in the '70s to highlight the latest in energy-saving technologies. One part of that was open plans for most floors, with conference rooms in the center. Over the years, various executives decided that they just had to have offices, and they were built in the corners and then along walls. Of course, the building hadn't been ducted for any such thing and the walls completely screwed up the HVAC operation.

Did you notice that in all the photos of open plan offices the places are IMMACULATE? no stray papers, no personal items cluttering up the place ... not all that realistic, in my experience.