Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Dec 18, 2012 5:47:01 am PST #4925 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

This building used to be the Cambridge courts, with the jail on top. No big windows, and an empty floor in between the jail and the other stuff. And that's just jail!


Steph L. - Dec 18, 2012 5:53:49 am PST #4926 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Are you kidding me? Apparently there was a jailbreak from a federal prison in the Loop this morning. They're showing the ropes dangling out the window on the outside of the building. That really happens?

That's rather cinematic in its scariness.


Amy - Dec 18, 2012 5:55:32 am PST #4927 of 30001
Because books.

At least they were bank robbers and not Hannibal Lechter?

Thinking of you, Jesse.


bon bon - Dec 18, 2012 5:56:43 am PST #4928 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Jesse, thinking of you today.


sarameg - Dec 18, 2012 6:03:12 am PST #4929 of 30001

Aw, Jesse.

Thus far today, I have actually banged my head on the desk (let's just say that there was a lotta venting happening at the morning status meeting) and just now, a man fell at my feet. He tripped over a box in the hall. But anyway, I wonder what other idioms will manifest themselves into physical reality today. Could be scary.


beth b - Dec 18, 2012 6:18:32 am PST #4930 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I 'm sorry Jesse


DavidS - Dec 18, 2012 6:20:45 am PST #4931 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm sorry, Jesse. I'm glad you're getting some efficient laptime with Homer this morning.

Our Comcast box went kerfunkity in the night, so I rebooted it and I'm online. But now our router is confused and won't send a signal to the living room so no Roku or JZ's laptop connection.

(Yes, I tried rebooting the router. Now I am a pouter.)


tommyrot - Dec 18, 2012 6:29:35 am PST #4932 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm so sorry, Jesse.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 18, 2012 6:40:04 am PST #4933 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Sorry about Homer Jesse.


Lee - Dec 18, 2012 6:43:26 am PST #4934 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Give Homer a scritch for me, Jesse.