Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jul 17, 2013 9:23:37 am PDT #29449 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I had trouble isolating body parts for movement when I tried belly dance, but I'm not great at isolating them in most other situations so I don't think belly dance was particularly unique there.

I don't think I've ever isolated a body part in my life! At least, not on my trunk. I mean, I can move just one arm with no problem.


Burrell - Jul 17, 2013 9:28:30 am PDT #29450 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm sorry, Hil, do you want me to edit?


Burrell - Jul 17, 2013 9:29:31 am PDT #29451 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

It's such a problem, the two-tier pay system in academia.


Hil R. - Jul 17, 2013 9:29:53 am PDT #29452 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm sorry, Hil, do you want me to edit?

No, it's fine.


Hil R. - Jul 17, 2013 9:31:23 am PDT #29453 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

It's such a problem, the two-tier pay system in academia.

Yeah. I'm looking for a new job this year, but I'm probably not going to be able to get anything tenure track, since I've been teaching 3 classes a day, 4 days a week, for the past three years, I haven't really had time to get much research done. (Yes, I could have done research during the summers. But, that didn't really happen.)


Calli - Jul 17, 2013 9:33:14 am PDT #29454 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I don't think I've ever isolated a body part in my life! At least, not on my trunk. I mean, I can move just one arm with no problem.

I remember trying to work out once, doing this thing where you kneel on all fours and then kick one leg out behind you. Someone was trying to help, saying something like, "No you should be moving this other muscle." And I was all, "Look, either the leg kicks or it doesn't."


DavidS - Jul 17, 2013 9:41:52 am PDT #29455 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Via Knut: Holy shit, roundhouse kick.

He fucked with the wrong girl!


Jesse - Jul 17, 2013 9:43:50 am PDT #29456 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And I was all, "Look, either the leg kicks or it doesn't."

I feel like doing yoga has helped my body awareness a TON (and I should really go back, even though it's hoooootttttttt), but there are still many times when they are like, "you should feel this in X spot," and I'm like, Nope! But my parts seem to be in the right places, so I let it go.


le nubian - Jul 17, 2013 9:44:09 am PDT #29457 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

That was awesome.


§ ita § - Jul 17, 2013 10:15:43 am PDT #29458 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I get disproportionately annoyed when people ask me for things I've already sent them. Text messages and phone calls looking for documents that I sent out half an hour to hours ago...is the assumption that I'm slow? Why not check and see if you have it already? Is there really no harm done by making that mistake? Repeatedly?

It is so fucking cold in the building I can't think. I'm going to my car to grab a sweatshirt before the 12:30 meeting, dress code be damned.