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Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 18, 2013 6:53:24 am PST #11758 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

JZ and Hec, that's an awesome human you produced.


tommyrot - Feb 18, 2013 6:53:59 am PST #11759 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

She has 2 toes named Bob? On the same foot? CHAOS!

I was assuming both her big toes are named Bob.


SuziQ - Feb 18, 2013 6:55:24 am PST #11760 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Who has two thumbs and a new washer and dryer?

Stuuupid work is keeping me from getting a load running already. Man, a weight I hadn't realized was there is now off my shoulders.


Steph L. - Feb 18, 2013 6:56:43 am PST #11761 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I was assuming both her big toes are named Bob.

No, it was working in from the baby toes. It sounds like there's a baby toe named Bob and a big toe named Bob. (I'm not even counting Jing-Bob, which is clearly a totally different name.)


Sophia Brooks - Feb 18, 2013 6:57:30 am PST #11762 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I had a very vivid dream about squeezing pus out of an apple, only the apples were the size of blueberries, and the pus/bruise went through multiple apples, and somehow the apples were a part of my body. It was pretty gross.


tommyrot - Feb 18, 2013 6:59:25 am PST #11763 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It sounds like there's a baby toe named Bob and a big toe named Bob.

Ah. I'm too tired to keep track of duplicate toe names.


JZ - Feb 18, 2013 6:59:59 am PST #11764 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

To make it work and avoid same name/same foot chaos, I think we may have to switch the big toe names, so that on one foot she's got a baby toe named Bob and a big toe named Jing-Bob, and then on the other foot a baby toe named George and a big toe named Bob.

It's not a perfect system yet, but toe-naming is still a very new field of human endeavor.


Steph L. - Feb 18, 2013 7:00:16 am PST #11765 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Ah. I'm too tired to keep track of duplicate toe names.

See? CHAOS! Chaos in the socks!


Steph L. - Feb 18, 2013 7:01:04 am PST #11766 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

toe-naming is still a very new field of human endeavor.

Yes, but you have a pioneer in your house. One day we'll all look back on this and say we remember when it started.


JZ - Feb 18, 2013 7:03:15 am PST #11767 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Who has two thumbs and a new washer and dryer?

My guess would be you, but the more important question is, What have you named them all?