She has 2 toes named Bob? On the same foot? CHAOS!
I was assuming both her big toes are named Bob.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 18, 2013 6:53:59 am PST #11759 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
SuziQ - Feb 18, 2013 6:55:24 am PST #11760 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Who has two thumbs and a new washer and dryer?
Stuuupid work is keeping me from getting a load running already. Man, a weight I hadn't realized was there is now off my shoulders.
Steph L. - Feb 18, 2013 6:56:43 am PST #11761 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I was assuming both her big toes are named Bob.
No, it was working in from the baby toes. It sounds like there's a baby toe named Bob and a big toe named Bob. (I'm not even counting Jing-Bob, which is clearly a totally different name.)
Sophia Brooks - Feb 18, 2013 6:57:30 am PST #11762 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I had a very vivid dream about squeezing pus out of an apple, only the apples were the size of blueberries, and the pus/bruise went through multiple apples, and somehow the apples were a part of my body. It was pretty gross.
tommyrot - Feb 18, 2013 6:59:25 am PST #11763 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It sounds like there's a baby toe named Bob and a big toe named Bob.
Ah. I'm too tired to keep track of duplicate toe names.
JZ - Feb 18, 2013 6:59:59 am PST #11764 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
To make it work and avoid same name/same foot chaos, I think we may have to switch the big toe names, so that on one foot she's got a baby toe named Bob and a big toe named Jing-Bob, and then on the other foot a baby toe named George and a big toe named Bob.
It's not a perfect system yet, but toe-naming is still a very new field of human endeavor.
Steph L. - Feb 18, 2013 7:00:16 am PST #11765 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Ah. I'm too tired to keep track of duplicate toe names.
See? CHAOS! Chaos in the socks!
Steph L. - Feb 18, 2013 7:01:04 am PST #11766 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
toe-naming is still a very new field of human endeavor.
Yes, but you have a pioneer in your house. One day we'll all look back on this and say we remember when it started.
JZ - Feb 18, 2013 7:03:15 am PST #11767 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Who has two thumbs and a new washer and dryer?
My guess would be you, but the more important question is, What have you named them all?
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 18, 2013 7:05:23 am PST #11768 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.
Was the corrupt developer dressing up in a monster costume to scare you away? Because then it'd be an episode of Scooby-Doo.
No, there was legal wrangling, and sending in a transsexual spy to seduce our lawyer Mata Hari style, and we were keeping watch to prevent the developer's goons from just burning the place down. But no monster costumes.