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Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet

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JZ - Feb 18, 2013 6:59:59 am PST #11764 of 30001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

To make it work and avoid same name/same foot chaos, I think we may have to switch the big toe names, so that on one foot she's got a baby toe named Bob and a big toe named Jing-Bob, and then on the other foot a baby toe named George and a big toe named Bob.

It's not a perfect system yet, but toe-naming is still a very new field of human endeavor.

Steph L. - Feb 18, 2013 7:00:16 am PST #11765 of 30001

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Ah. I'm too tired to keep track of duplicate toe names.

See? CHAOS! Chaos in the socks!

Steph L. - Feb 18, 2013 7:01:04 am PST #11766 of 30001

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

toe-naming is still a very new field of human endeavor.

Yes, but you have a pioneer in your house. One day we'll all look back on this and say we remember when it started.

JZ - Feb 18, 2013 7:03:15 am PST #11767 of 30001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Who has two thumbs and a new washer and dryer?

My guess would be you, but the more important question is, What have you named them all?

Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 18, 2013 7:05:23 am PST #11768 of 30001

Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

Was the corrupt developer dressing up in a monster costume to scare you away? Because then it'd be an episode of Scooby-Doo.

No, there was legal wrangling, and sending in a transsexual spy to seduce our lawyer Mata Hari style, and we were keeping watch to prevent the developer's goons from just burning the place down. But no monster costumes.

Amy - Feb 18, 2013 7:09:37 am PST #11769 of 30001

Because books.

Awesome, Suzi! New appliances are shiny.

I'm editing several pieces about hydraulic fracturing. My brain went numb 500 words ago.

Gudanov - Feb 18, 2013 7:11:14 am PST #11770 of 30001

Coding and Sleeping

I'm editing several pieces about hydraulic fracturing. My brain went numb 500 words ago.

Good luck, it sounds frackking mind numbing.

msbelle - Feb 18, 2013 7:14:54 am PST #11771 of 30001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

It must have been a night for crazy dreams, because I had an Audrey Hepburn/Julie Andrews(she kept shifting between the two) Bond-girl type person in dance/fight scenes with the bad guy henchwomen. Fabulous fifties costumes as you might imagine. Very art crouching tiger hidden dragon fighting, but no weapons.

She (Audrey/Julie) was not working with or against Bond, just a third party freelancer who had a long relationship with Bond that seemed unaffected whether they were working towards the same end or not.

It was....odd.

Amy - Feb 18, 2013 7:17:21 am PST #11772 of 30001

Because books.

Good luck, it sounds frackking mind numbing.

Ah ha ha ha!

SuziQ - Feb 18, 2013 7:17:55 am PST #11773 of 30001

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

My guess would be you, but the more important question is, What have you named them all?

No names yet. Will see what CJ comes up with if he ever emerges from his room.

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