Who has two thumbs and a new washer and dryer?
Stuuupid work is keeping me from getting a load running already. Man, a weight I hadn't realized was there is now off my shoulders.
You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.
Willow ,'Sleeper'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
SuziQ - Feb 18, 2013 6:55:24 am PST #11760 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Steph L. - Feb 18, 2013 6:56:43 am PST #11761 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I was assuming both her big toes are named Bob.
No, it was working in from the baby toes. It sounds like there's a baby toe named Bob and a big toe named Bob. (I'm not even counting Jing-Bob, which is clearly a totally different name.)
Sophia Brooks - Feb 18, 2013 6:57:30 am PST #11762 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I had a very vivid dream about squeezing pus out of an apple, only the apples were the size of blueberries, and the pus/bruise went through multiple apples, and somehow the apples were a part of my body. It was pretty gross.
tommyrot - Feb 18, 2013 6:59:25 am PST #11763 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It sounds like there's a baby toe named Bob and a big toe named Bob.
Ah. I'm too tired to keep track of duplicate toe names.
JZ - Feb 18, 2013 6:59:59 am PST #11764 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
To make it work and avoid same name/same foot chaos, I think we may have to switch the big toe names, so that on one foot she's got a baby toe named Bob and a big toe named Jing-Bob, and then on the other foot a baby toe named George and a big toe named Bob.
It's not a perfect system yet, but toe-naming is still a very new field of human endeavor.
Steph L. - Feb 18, 2013 7:00:16 am PST #11765 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Ah. I'm too tired to keep track of duplicate toe names.
See? CHAOS! Chaos in the socks!
Steph L. - Feb 18, 2013 7:01:04 am PST #11766 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
toe-naming is still a very new field of human endeavor.
Yes, but you have a pioneer in your house. One day we'll all look back on this and say we remember when it started.
JZ - Feb 18, 2013 7:03:15 am PST #11767 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Who has two thumbs and a new washer and dryer?
My guess would be you, but the more important question is, What have you named them all?
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 18, 2013 7:05:23 am PST #11768 of 30001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!
Was the corrupt developer dressing up in a monster costume to scare you away? Because then it'd be an episode of Scooby-Doo.
No, there was legal wrangling, and sending in a transsexual spy to seduce our lawyer Mata Hari style, and we were keeping watch to prevent the developer's goons from just burning the place down. But no monster costumes.
Amy - Feb 18, 2013 7:09:37 am PST #11769 of 30001
Because books.
Awesome, Suzi! New appliances are shiny.
I'm editing several pieces about hydraulic fracturing. My brain went numb 500 words ago.