That is definitely the correct response to that profile, Hil.
I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?
Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Polter-Cow - Jun 10, 2012 12:12:41 pm PDT #9105 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Burrell - Jun 10, 2012 12:25:04 pm PDT #9106 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Huh. I know this sounds judgey, but if that profile is 100% honest, I'd suspect a head injury, mostly for the pervasive spelling errors and lack of filter.
§ ita § - Jun 10, 2012 12:43:33 pm PDT #9107 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm trying to work out how that guy is supposed to have earned a university degree with spelling that's as bad as any I've ever seen from an adult. If he did, then he has resources to mitigate the bad spelling, right? Well, why wouldn't you think a dating site profile is a good place to use them? It's not very easy for a reader to pretend that didn't just happen, and first impressions you can control are key.
Unrelatedly: Human Centipede 2 poster. NSFW. No gore.
shrift - Jun 10, 2012 12:48:24 pm PDT #9108 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'd suspect a head injury, mostly for the pervasive spelling errors and lack of filter.
How bad does it sound that I'd like to think so? But due to the nature of my job I see a lot of user-generated content, and a lot of it isn't much more than a step above this guy. It often makes me despair for humanity.
shrift - Jun 10, 2012 1:26:47 pm PDT #9109 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
FYI to the ladies: apparently Nordstrom has a sale going on, and if like me, you have difficulty finding bras in your size for prices that aren't ridiculous, I thought you might want to know about the 40% off.
Steph L. - Jun 10, 2012 2:11:03 pm PDT #9110 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
if that profile is 100% honest
That profile has to be a joke. Four-year-olds can spell better than that, even if they might fumble on the homophones.
beth b - Jun 10, 2012 2:13:34 pm PDT #9111 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I am a very bad speller. I spell much better than that . And I use spell check.
I can't buy it either.
edited for spelling error
Burrell - Jun 10, 2012 2:29:24 pm PDT #9112 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Okay I feel much better thinking of all these weirdly creepy profiles as jokes. Not sure who the joke is on, but whatever.
I have colored my hair! Finally hit the right color auburn, the one I think of as my hair color. DH was iffy when I said I wanted to go redder, but he likes this.
billytea - Jun 10, 2012 2:32:10 pm PDT #9113 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
The profile that really creeps me out is the self-confessed three-time violent sex offender, who invites women to hit him up "but not like I hit them up LOL." Seriously. "LOL."
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 10, 2012 2:50:18 pm PDT #9114 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
On the off chance the dating profile is real, I am offering a prayer of thanks to whatever gods may be that the passing on of genes to a new generation seems extremely unlikely.