I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 10, 2012 7:09:52 pm PDT #9115 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

11 flights of stairs, ONE on Friday. And I'm paying for it now. This is stupid. My body is stupid.


Burrell - Jun 10, 2012 7:40:48 pm PDT #9116 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

What did your body do to you, ita?


Consuela - Jun 10, 2012 7:41:25 pm PDT #9117 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Okay, say you had a friend with family in a city you wanted to move to, and your friend's family let you & two other friends stay with you while you were looking for a place to live. And say that the family had three dogs, including one old sick St. Bernard.

If you came home from being out and found out that the old sick dog had had a catastrophic poop in the middle of the living room floor, would you:

1. Make an effort to clean it up?
2. Put out a note so the family knew about it?
3. Go into your borrowed room and close the door, leaving the enormous pile of wet dog poop in the middle of the rug, smelling up the house and soaking into the runner?

Your first two answers don't count.

Truthfully, the result would have been the same if these kids (college friends of my niece) were not here, since I was at the theater, but I still think it's pretty poor behavior on the part of three kids who have been staying here rent-free for a week. I'm pretty pissed off.


javachik - Jun 10, 2012 7:44:08 pm PDT #9118 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

You have every right to be pissed.


Consuela - Jun 10, 2012 7:47:35 pm PDT #9119 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I just can't imagine walking into a house where there is a pile of dog poop on the floor, and leaving it there for someone else to clean up.

That they've also left their backpacks all over the kitchen is another issue entirely.


Burrell - Jun 10, 2012 7:59:06 pm PDT #9120 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Anything other than answer #1 is unacceptable. I'd be sooo pissed, Suela.


Consuela - Jun 10, 2012 8:01:56 pm PDT #9121 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

AND the three of them just paraded out of the house without even saying hello. Or good-bye. Or anything.

These are upper-middle-class kids with degrees from the very best colleges in the world.

t shakes cane

I'm seriously tempted to email my niece and complain. I know damned well she would never behave so.


Hil R. - Jun 10, 2012 8:03:35 pm PDT #9122 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Have they ever had a dog? I've never owned a dog, and thus never cleaned up dog poop, and I'm not sure what I'd do in their situation.


Consuela - Jun 10, 2012 8:08:08 pm PDT #9123 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

One of them grew up with three golden retrievers. There isn't a dog-owner on the planet who hasn't had to deal with dog poop at some point.


Hil R. - Jun 10, 2012 8:10:32 pm PDT #9124 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

One of them grew up with three golden retrievers.

Oh. Then, yeah, should have known what to do.