I'd suspect a head injury, mostly for the pervasive spelling errors and lack of filter.
How bad does it sound that I'd like to think so? But due to the nature of my job I see a lot of user-generated content, and a lot of it isn't much more than a step above this guy. It often makes me despair for humanity.
FYI to the ladies: apparently Nordstrom has a sale going on, and if like me, you have difficulty finding bras in your size for prices that aren't ridiculous, I thought you might want to know about the 40% off.
if that profile is 100% honest
That profile has to be a joke. Four-year-olds can spell better than that, even if they might fumble on the homophones.
I am a very bad speller. I spell much better than that . And I use spell check.
I can't buy it either.
edited for spelling error
Okay I feel much better thinking of all these weirdly creepy profiles as jokes. Not sure who the joke is on, but whatever.
I have colored my hair! Finally hit the right color auburn, the one I think of as my hair color. DH was iffy when I said I wanted to go redder, but he likes this.
The profile that really creeps me out is the self-confessed three-time violent sex offender, who invites women to hit him up "but not like I hit them up LOL." Seriously. "LOL."
On the off chance the dating profile is real, I am offering a prayer of thanks to whatever gods may be that the passing on of genes to a new generation seems extremely unlikely.
11 flights of stairs, ONE on Friday. And I'm paying for it now. This is stupid. My body is stupid.
What did your body do to you, ita?
Okay, say you had a friend with family in a city you wanted to move to, and your friend's family let you & two other friends stay with you while you were looking for a place to live. And say that the family had three dogs, including one old sick St. Bernard.
If you came home from being out and found out that the old sick dog had had a catastrophic poop in the middle of the living room floor, would you:
1. Make an effort to clean it up?
2. Put out a note so the family knew about it?
3. Go into your borrowed room and close the door, leaving the enormous pile of wet dog poop in the middle of the rug, smelling up the house and soaking into the runner?
Your first two answers don't count.
Truthfully, the result would have been the same if these kids (college friends of my niece) were not here, since I was at the theater, but I still think it's pretty poor behavior on the part of three kids who have been staying here rent-free for a week. I'm pretty pissed off.