FYI to the ladies: apparently Nordstrom has a sale going on, and if like me, you have difficulty finding bras in your size for prices that aren't ridiculous, I thought you might want to know about the 40% off.
Zoe: We're getting him back. Jayne: What are we gonna do, clone him?
'War Stories'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Jun 10, 2012 1:26:47 pm PDT #9109 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Steph L. - Jun 10, 2012 2:11:03 pm PDT #9110 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
if that profile is 100% honest
That profile has to be a joke. Four-year-olds can spell better than that, even if they might fumble on the homophones.
beth b - Jun 10, 2012 2:13:34 pm PDT #9111 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I am a very bad speller. I spell much better than that . And I use spell check.
I can't buy it either.
edited for spelling error
Burrell - Jun 10, 2012 2:29:24 pm PDT #9112 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Okay I feel much better thinking of all these weirdly creepy profiles as jokes. Not sure who the joke is on, but whatever.
I have colored my hair! Finally hit the right color auburn, the one I think of as my hair color. DH was iffy when I said I wanted to go redder, but he likes this.
billytea - Jun 10, 2012 2:32:10 pm PDT #9113 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
The profile that really creeps me out is the self-confessed three-time violent sex offender, who invites women to hit him up "but not like I hit them up LOL." Seriously. "LOL."
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 10, 2012 2:50:18 pm PDT #9114 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
On the off chance the dating profile is real, I am offering a prayer of thanks to whatever gods may be that the passing on of genes to a new generation seems extremely unlikely.
§ ita § - Jun 10, 2012 7:09:52 pm PDT #9115 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
11 flights of stairs, ONE on Friday. And I'm paying for it now. This is stupid. My body is stupid.
Burrell - Jun 10, 2012 7:40:48 pm PDT #9116 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
What did your body do to you, ita?
Consuela - Jun 10, 2012 7:41:25 pm PDT #9117 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Okay, say you had a friend with family in a city you wanted to move to, and your friend's family let you & two other friends stay with you while you were looking for a place to live. And say that the family had three dogs, including one old sick St. Bernard.
If you came home from being out and found out that the old sick dog had had a catastrophic poop in the middle of the living room floor, would you:
1. Make an effort to clean it up?
2. Put out a note so the family knew about it?
3. Go into your borrowed room and close the door, leaving the enormous pile of wet dog poop in the middle of the rug, smelling up the house and soaking into the runner?
Your first two answers don't count.
Truthfully, the result would have been the same if these kids (college friends of my niece) were not here, since I was at the theater, but I still think it's pretty poor behavior on the part of three kids who have been staying here rent-free for a week. I'm pretty pissed off.
javachik - Jun 10, 2012 7:44:08 pm PDT #9118 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
You have every right to be pissed.