Also, we know the story wasn't that it was a were-monkey, just a regular monkey. right?
The joke was the he had been turned into a were-monkey, after being bitten by a regular one.
Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.
'Origin'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jun 07, 2012 10:35:42 am PDT #8740 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
sumi - Jun 07, 2012 10:37:57 am PDT #8741 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Hmm, Ben&Jerry's just tweeted that it's National Chocolate Ice Cream Day.
Sophia Brooks - Jun 07, 2012 10:38:00 am PDT #8742 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
The joke was the he had been turned into a were-monkey, after being bitten by a regular one.
Yes- I was just afraid that the people who weren't around thought the joke part was what we believed!
sj - Jun 07, 2012 10:40:31 am PDT #8743 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
The joke was the he had been turned into a were-monkey, after being bitten by a regular one.
No, I got that, but I always thought the monkey bite was code for something.
Glamcookie - Jun 07, 2012 10:43:32 am PDT #8744 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
GC, we take him to Water Whisperer (no really) [link]. The 10-day intensive has been pretty wonderful for us. If you go, tell 'em I sent you.
Ah, you're the third person to recommend them. Must look into it! Thanks.
In the lying liars who lie story department, years ago my brother dated a young woman who claimed to have ovarian cancer. He was at her house for Thanksgiving and her dad was thankful for many things, including "good health" for all of his family. Yeah, pretty big tip off right there.
Consuela - Jun 07, 2012 10:46:45 am PDT #8745 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
There was certainly some backchannel discussion about Gus before he "died". But as amych says, it would have been quite difficult to raise those suspicions on the board in public.
tommyrot - Jun 07, 2012 10:47:31 am PDT #8746 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I knew someone in college who told everyone she was an Orthodox Jew who was raised in New York. She said she'd been to Israel where she was gang-raped by five Arab men.
None of it was true. She was a non-Jew raised in Milwaukee.
She was a friend of some friends so I didn't talk to her much. She always had some fake drama in her life.
le nubian - Jun 07, 2012 10:47:51 am PDT #8747 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Amy - Jun 07, 2012 10:50:04 am PDT #8748 of 30001
Because books.
I didn't believe the "were" part, but even the effects of the monkey bite seemed pretty unlikely to me.
ChiKat - Jun 07, 2012 10:51:17 am PDT #8749 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
My sister's ex-fiancee had all kinds of stories that smelled wrong to me from the start, but my sister is very competitive with me (I will note that competition doesn't go the other way) and I knew if I said anything to her she wouldn't believe me. I talked to my mom about it and asked her to talk to sister. Mom brought it up but sister said she did a background check on him and it all was true. She got really pissed at my mom for even mentioning it.
Now that the truth has totally come out, it's obvious my sister never did a background check. He's a total slime, and yet, she still dates him. Also note that I said "date." He stood her up for their wedding 2 different times for "work reasons." The real reason is that he's already married.