I knew someone in college who told everyone she was an Orthodox Jew who was raised in New York. She said she'd been to Israel where she was gang-raped by five Arab men.

None of it was true. She was a non-Jew raised in Milwaukee.

She was a friend of some friends so I didn't talk to her much. She always had some fake drama in her life.

Mr. Rogers remix.

Autotune.

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I didn't believe the "were" part, but even the effects of the monkey bite seemed pretty unlikely to me.

My sister's ex-fiancee had all kinds of stories that smelled wrong to me from the start, but my sister is very competitive with me (I will note that competition doesn't go the other way) and I knew if I said anything to her she wouldn't believe me. I talked to my mom about it and asked her to talk to sister. Mom brought it up but sister said she did a background check on him and it all was true. She got really pissed at my mom for even mentioning it.

Now that the truth has totally come out, it's obvious my sister never did a background check. He's a total slime, and yet, she still dates him. Also note that I said "date." He stood her up for their wedding 2 different times for "work reasons." The real reason is that he's already married.

But seriously, Rio isn't married to Bob Saget, either. If someone has real health problems and makes a jokey explanation for them, I don't really care.

ChiKat, that's so sad. Is your sister in denial or just lying about stuff?

The real reason is that he's already married.

Yikes.

Oh, ChiKat. That's awful.

But seriously, Rio isn't married to Bob Saget, either.

WHAT?!

I want to eat all the Thai food in the world

I think this describes me about 50% of the time. The other 50% I want fried things and/or things covered in white gravy. When country southern meets Thai, maybe a new fusion cuisine?

just FYI, I really am the nicest, mac really is a handful, and I really do love pink. I would never lie to y'all. our love is so puuuuurrrrreeee!!1!!