I didn't believe the "were" part, but even the effects of the monkey bite seemed pretty unlikely to me.
I had a whole section about civic pride.
Mayor ,'Chosen'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - Jun 07, 2012 10:50:04 am PDT #8748 of 30001
Because books.
ChiKat - Jun 07, 2012 10:51:17 am PDT #8749 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
My sister's ex-fiancee had all kinds of stories that smelled wrong to me from the start, but my sister is very competitive with me (I will note that competition doesn't go the other way) and I knew if I said anything to her she wouldn't believe me. I talked to my mom about it and asked her to talk to sister. Mom brought it up but sister said she did a background check on him and it all was true. She got really pissed at my mom for even mentioning it.
Now that the truth has totally come out, it's obvious my sister never did a background check. He's a total slime, and yet, she still dates him. Also note that I said "date." He stood her up for their wedding 2 different times for "work reasons." The real reason is that he's already married.
Jesse - Jun 07, 2012 10:53:20 am PDT #8750 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
But seriously, Rio isn't married to Bob Saget, either. If someone has real health problems and makes a jokey explanation for them, I don't really care.
tommyrot - Jun 07, 2012 10:55:54 am PDT #8751 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ChiKat, that's so sad. Is your sister in denial or just lying about stuff?
Jesse - Jun 07, 2012 10:57:00 am PDT #8752 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The real reason is that he's already married.
Yikes.
Amy - Jun 07, 2012 10:57:09 am PDT #8753 of 30001
Because books.
Oh, ChiKat. That's awful.
But seriously, Rio isn't married to Bob Saget, either.
WHAT?!
msbelle - Jun 07, 2012 10:57:38 am PDT #8754 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I want to eat all the Thai food in the world
I think this describes me about 50% of the time. The other 50% I want fried things and/or things covered in white gravy. When country southern meets Thai, maybe a new fusion cuisine?
msbelle - Jun 07, 2012 10:58:47 am PDT #8755 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
just FYI, I really am the nicest, mac really is a handful, and I really do love pink. I would never lie to y'all. our love is so puuuuurrrrreeee!!1!!
-t - Jun 07, 2012 11:07:56 am PDT #8756 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I will totally eat that fusion cuisine, msbelle. Nom.
Wow, ChiKat.
Theodosia - Jun 07, 2012 11:08:16 am PDT #8757 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I board-interacted with Gus very little, mostly because we were on different schedules. I had my doubts but I couldn't see any harm being done, and thought much of the story might be exaggeration rather than total fabrication. I thought the pseudicide did more emotional damage than the rest of it.