Mr. Rogers remix.
Autotune.
And the thing is, I like my evil like I like my men: evil. You know, straight up, black hat, tied to the train tracks, soon my electro-ray will destroy metropolis BAD.
Buffy ,'Sleeper'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
le nubian - Jun 07, 2012 10:47:51 am PDT #8747 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Amy - Jun 07, 2012 10:50:04 am PDT #8748 of 30001
Because books.
I didn't believe the "were" part, but even the effects of the monkey bite seemed pretty unlikely to me.
ChiKat - Jun 07, 2012 10:51:17 am PDT #8749 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
My sister's ex-fiancee had all kinds of stories that smelled wrong to me from the start, but my sister is very competitive with me (I will note that competition doesn't go the other way) and I knew if I said anything to her she wouldn't believe me. I talked to my mom about it and asked her to talk to sister. Mom brought it up but sister said she did a background check on him and it all was true. She got really pissed at my mom for even mentioning it.
Now that the truth has totally come out, it's obvious my sister never did a background check. He's a total slime, and yet, she still dates him. Also note that I said "date." He stood her up for their wedding 2 different times for "work reasons." The real reason is that he's already married.
Jesse - Jun 07, 2012 10:53:20 am PDT #8750 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
But seriously, Rio isn't married to Bob Saget, either. If someone has real health problems and makes a jokey explanation for them, I don't really care.
tommyrot - Jun 07, 2012 10:55:54 am PDT #8751 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ChiKat, that's so sad. Is your sister in denial or just lying about stuff?
Jesse - Jun 07, 2012 10:57:00 am PDT #8752 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The real reason is that he's already married.
Yikes.
Amy - Jun 07, 2012 10:57:09 am PDT #8753 of 30001
Because books.
Oh, ChiKat. That's awful.
But seriously, Rio isn't married to Bob Saget, either.
WHAT?!
msbelle - Jun 07, 2012 10:57:38 am PDT #8754 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I want to eat all the Thai food in the world
I think this describes me about 50% of the time. The other 50% I want fried things and/or things covered in white gravy. When country southern meets Thai, maybe a new fusion cuisine?
msbelle - Jun 07, 2012 10:58:47 am PDT #8755 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
just FYI, I really am the nicest, mac really is a handful, and I really do love pink. I would never lie to y'all. our love is so puuuuurrrrreeee!!1!!
-t - Jun 07, 2012 11:07:56 am PDT #8756 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I will totally eat that fusion cuisine, msbelle. Nom.
Wow, ChiKat.