Marco: Do we look reasonable to you? Mal: Well. Looks can be deceiving. Jayne: Not as deceiving as a low down dirty... deceiver.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - May 29, 2012 7:31:51 am PDT #7375 of 30001
Because books.

One nerve block to go sounds like a good start to the day, ita. I hope it works.


meara - May 29, 2012 7:33:59 am PDT #7376 of 30001

Fingers crossed, ita ! Also, would love to see you in slacks and tie. :)

...breakfast on the diet not going so well. I don't remember the protein shakes being quite so gross. Ick.


Consuela - May 29, 2012 7:34:46 am PDT #7377 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I really should have worn lipstick or earrings with the tie and slacks.

I'm in slacks & a button-down shirt today, but also 3-inch heels, so I'm unlikely to be coded male. The earrings help, too.

I hope the pain goes away, ita.


Amy - May 29, 2012 7:41:22 am PDT #7378 of 30001
Because books.

I think, um, the boobs would help, too.

Appropos of ... calling my insurance provider for an explanation of benefits, man do I miss HMOs.


Kat - May 29, 2012 7:42:39 am PDT #7379 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

If you had an 8 am doctors appointment, would you be able to give a urine sample if they hadn't warned you not to pee beforehand?

Yes! And again at 8:30 if necessary. When I had a million doc appts when I was pregnant I got pretty good at peeing on command. It was terrible.

Jesse, looks like the bust won't fit me. Meara and erin, all yours!

Jeebezus! It's not like I'm Christina Hendricks shaped. This is ridiculous. I don't know what I want more, boob reduction or botox.


Sue - May 29, 2012 7:44:12 am PDT #7380 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Crossing fingers ita.


meara - May 29, 2012 7:44:32 am PDT #7381 of 30001

Kat, I figure better the bust than me, where the bust would fit but my waist is too big!


Kat - May 29, 2012 7:45:13 am PDT #7382 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

meara, I'm just saying, bodies are weird.


Jesse - May 29, 2012 7:52:31 am PDT #7383 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's likely that the bust is bigger than 38" -- I couldn't figure out a good way to measure the shaping -- but the waist is pretty accurate, I think.


meara - May 29, 2012 7:59:33 am PDT #7384 of 30001

Well, and if you were down the street, I'd swing by and try it on--it might fit. But likely enough it wouldn't. (Though apropos of nothing, I must say, apparently Calvin Klein dresses are pretty darn close to my ideal fit. Maybe an inch bigger in the hips would be better, and a smidge smaller in the bust, but...)