Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 29, 2012 7:52:31 am PDT #7383 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's likely that the bust is bigger than 38" -- I couldn't figure out a good way to measure the shaping -- but the waist is pretty accurate, I think.


meara - May 29, 2012 7:59:33 am PDT #7384 of 30001

Well, and if you were down the street, I'd swing by and try it on--it might fit. But likely enough it wouldn't. (Though apropos of nothing, I must say, apparently Calvin Klein dresses are pretty darn close to my ideal fit. Maybe an inch bigger in the hips would be better, and a smidge smaller in the bust, but...)


Liese S. - May 29, 2012 8:06:31 am PDT #7385 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Cows crash party, help themselves to beer

Ha. We had a little rural bovine adventure the other day ourselves. There was a big (okay, for us, maybe six cars) traffic jam, and when we could see, we realized it was because there were three cowboys on horses with their dogs trying to round up cattle and move them across the highway. Most of them went fine, but there was one recalcitrant calf who clearly hadn't done this before and was not very happy about it. It was super cute. We were all "Don't see that every day...unless you're us," about it.


Consuela - May 29, 2012 8:06:53 am PDT #7386 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Though apropos of nothing, I must say, apparently Calvin Klein dresses are pretty darn close to my ideal fit.

That's been my experience, too: I have three CK dresses, and they fit me very well.


Consuela - May 29, 2012 8:08:48 am PDT #7387 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Hmm. Anyone else having trouble getting to Google?


tommyrot - May 29, 2012 8:11:11 am PDT #7388 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Google's fine for me.


flea - May 29, 2012 8:11:34 am PDT #7389 of 30001
information libertarian

I went shopping and scored $20 dress pants at Ann Taylor that fit really nicely in my first ten minutes. And then spent the next 2 hours in consumer despair. Nordstrom Rack was the worst. Who WEARS those drapey things, and why don't they have any PANTS?

Unfortunately the dress pants don't go with either of my blazers, but still! $20!


tommyrot - May 29, 2012 8:14:49 am PDT #7390 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Even though I'm not religious, I love this photo from my parents' wedding:

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Also, note how huge my dad's hands are--way bigger than mine, and with much thicker fingers too.


Atropa - May 29, 2012 8:20:46 am PDT #7391 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Nordstrom Rack was the worst. Who WEARS those drapey things, and why don't they have any PANTS?

Aaaaaaaalllll the faux-hemian hipsters of Seattle, and they wear leggings instead. I personally know maybe three people that the drapey things look good on, everyone else looks like the return rack at a thrift store decided to go for a walk.


Kat - May 29, 2012 8:27:54 am PDT #7392 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I theoretically like drapey and leggings! Comfortable and loungey.

I don't look good in it. I'm more of a wrap dress sort of person.