I think, um, the boobs would help, too.
Appropos of ... calling my insurance provider for an explanation of benefits, man do I miss HMOs.
Bunch of wanna blessed-bes. Nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones.
Willow ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - May 29, 2012 7:41:22 am PDT #7378 of 30001
Because books.
Kat - May 29, 2012 7:42:39 am PDT #7379 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
If you had an 8 am doctors appointment, would you be able to give a urine sample if they hadn't warned you not to pee beforehand?
Yes! And again at 8:30 if necessary. When I had a million doc appts when I was pregnant I got pretty good at peeing on command. It was terrible.
Jesse, looks like the bust won't fit me. Meara and erin, all yours!
Jeebezus! It's not like I'm Christina Hendricks shaped. This is ridiculous. I don't know what I want more, boob reduction or botox.
Sue - May 29, 2012 7:44:12 am PDT #7380 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Crossing fingers ita.
meara - May 29, 2012 7:44:32 am PDT #7381 of 30001
Kat, I figure better the bust than me, where the bust would fit but my waist is too big!
Kat - May 29, 2012 7:45:13 am PDT #7382 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
meara, I'm just saying, bodies are weird.
Jesse - May 29, 2012 7:52:31 am PDT #7383 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It's likely that the bust is bigger than 38" -- I couldn't figure out a good way to measure the shaping -- but the waist is pretty accurate, I think.
meara - May 29, 2012 7:59:33 am PDT #7384 of 30001
Well, and if you were down the street, I'd swing by and try it on--it might fit. But likely enough it wouldn't. (Though apropos of nothing, I must say, apparently Calvin Klein dresses are pretty darn close to my ideal fit. Maybe an inch bigger in the hips would be better, and a smidge smaller in the bust, but...)
Liese S. - May 29, 2012 8:06:31 am PDT #7385 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Cows crash party, help themselves to beer
Ha. We had a little rural bovine adventure the other day ourselves. There was a big (okay, for us, maybe six cars) traffic jam, and when we could see, we realized it was because there were three cowboys on horses with their dogs trying to round up cattle and move them across the highway. Most of them went fine, but there was one recalcitrant calf who clearly hadn't done this before and was not very happy about it. It was super cute. We were all "Don't see that every day...unless you're us," about it.
Consuela - May 29, 2012 8:06:53 am PDT #7386 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Though apropos of nothing, I must say, apparently Calvin Klein dresses are pretty darn close to my ideal fit.
That's been my experience, too: I have three CK dresses, and they fit me very well.
Consuela - May 29, 2012 8:08:48 am PDT #7387 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Hmm. Anyone else having trouble getting to Google?