Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - May 17, 2012 3:59:25 pm PDT #5596 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Mr. Ralph Stanley has a home!!! Yay oh joy oh joy!


Allyson - May 17, 2012 4:00:08 pm PDT #5597 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh yay!!!


sumi - May 17, 2012 4:05:32 pm PDT #5598 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Woo hoo!


Cashmere - May 17, 2012 4:05:46 pm PDT #5599 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Yay! So glad someone gave him a home!

I have a radio interview at 6:40 am tomorrow. I was not made for morning radio.


Jesse - May 17, 2012 4:07:06 pm PDT #5600 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yay Ralph Stanley!


Dana - May 17, 2012 4:12:58 pm PDT #5601 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Random thoughts:

Ralph Stanley looks so awesome.

I am on the phone with the mail order pharmacy to yell at them. This is so much fun.

Hey, did everyone know you can scramble an egg in the microwave?


§ ita § - May 17, 2012 4:25:09 pm PDT #5602 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Man, my sister got seriously messed up by that photograph.

I first found out about her issue a few years ago, when we went for dinner with a friend, and because of her dietary restrictions she pretty much got a custom order from the kitchen, and when the meal came out she refused to look at it, much less eat it. I wasn't being very sympathetic, because...dude, it was a lotus pod. But the person we were with put it on his plate instead, but that wasn't enough--she made him hide it underneath his salad.

Now she can't even reply to the email I put the link in, and she didn't even get to the first line of the article. Just seized up at the photo.

So now I have a Savla!Fort coined, but whenever would I need to substitute something for "cluster of holes"? I mean, apart from the vaginas--that's the obvious answer.


Sophia Brooks - May 17, 2012 4:33:41 pm PDT #5603 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

YAY Ralph Stanley!!!!

I don't think ita's sister would like this urban legend [link] known as "lotus boob".


Jesse - May 17, 2012 4:35:06 pm PDT #5604 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hey, did everyone know you can scramble an egg in the microwave?

Yes! I fell out of the habit of doing it, though -- I should make one tomorrow! Good one.


Typo Boy - May 17, 2012 4:39:10 pm PDT #5605 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Yeah, scramble eggbeater in a bowl in the microwave all the time, then use he same bowl for cereal. Also have a little plastic doohicky to poach eggs in the microwave.