Xander: I do have Spaghetti-os. Set 'em on top of the dryer and you're a fluff cycle away from lukewarm goodness. Riley: I, uh, had dryer-food for lunch.

'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 17, 2012 4:25:09 pm PDT #5602 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Man, my sister got seriously messed up by that photograph.

I first found out about her issue a few years ago, when we went for dinner with a friend, and because of her dietary restrictions she pretty much got a custom order from the kitchen, and when the meal came out she refused to look at it, much less eat it. I wasn't being very sympathetic, because...dude, it was a lotus pod. But the person we were with put it on his plate instead, but that wasn't enough--she made him hide it underneath his salad.

Now she can't even reply to the email I put the link in, and she didn't even get to the first line of the article. Just seized up at the photo.

So now I have a Savla!Fort coined, but whenever would I need to substitute something for "cluster of holes"? I mean, apart from the vaginas--that's the obvious answer.


Sophia Brooks - May 17, 2012 4:33:41 pm PDT #5603 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

YAY Ralph Stanley!!!!

I don't think ita's sister would like this urban legend [link] known as "lotus boob".


Jesse - May 17, 2012 4:35:06 pm PDT #5604 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hey, did everyone know you can scramble an egg in the microwave?

Yes! I fell out of the habit of doing it, though -- I should make one tomorrow! Good one.


Typo Boy - May 17, 2012 4:39:10 pm PDT #5605 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Yeah, scramble eggbeater in a bowl in the microwave all the time, then use he same bowl for cereal. Also have a little plastic doohicky to poach eggs in the microwave.


§ ita § - May 17, 2012 5:06:42 pm PDT #5606 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, I'm pretty sure NO ONE likes that picture. Why do people make stuff up like that?


sarameg - May 17, 2012 5:31:33 pm PDT #5607 of 30001

Ate too much with my neghbors. But the company and food were worth it. Plans were hatched.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 17, 2012 5:31:38 pm PDT #5608 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Maybe there are a few who do like it.

I wouldn't say being creeped out by the cargo netting frog with its young popping out of ragged holes on its back is a sign of a phobia. Some shit is just gross, you know?


Zenkitty - May 17, 2012 6:42:45 pm PDT #5609 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I think it is time to stop working and go to bed. Okay. So I will do that now.


shrift - May 17, 2012 6:53:19 pm PDT #5610 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I can't go to bed now. Lotus boob will follow me there and haunt my dreams.


§ ita § - May 17, 2012 7:21:30 pm PDT #5611 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The book does have an egg nog recipe! Which makes me sad, because I wanted to have it all mine.

Well, to start off, I subbed lite brown rum for the brandy, so it's two brown rums and lots of fresh nutmeg.

The custard is chilling, and I'll freeze it tomorrow.

There's a buttered rum ice cream in there--you actually add BUTTER to the heavy cream and milk. Even I blanch a touch at that.