Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - May 17, 2012 4:00:08 pm PDT #5597 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh yay!!!


sumi - May 17, 2012 4:05:32 pm PDT #5598 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Woo hoo!


Cashmere - May 17, 2012 4:05:46 pm PDT #5599 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Yay! So glad someone gave him a home!

I have a radio interview at 6:40 am tomorrow. I was not made for morning radio.


Jesse - May 17, 2012 4:07:06 pm PDT #5600 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yay Ralph Stanley!


Dana - May 17, 2012 4:12:58 pm PDT #5601 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Random thoughts:

Ralph Stanley looks so awesome.

I am on the phone with the mail order pharmacy to yell at them. This is so much fun.

Hey, did everyone know you can scramble an egg in the microwave?


§ ita § - May 17, 2012 4:25:09 pm PDT #5602 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Man, my sister got seriously messed up by that photograph.

I first found out about her issue a few years ago, when we went for dinner with a friend, and because of her dietary restrictions she pretty much got a custom order from the kitchen, and when the meal came out she refused to look at it, much less eat it. I wasn't being very sympathetic, because...dude, it was a lotus pod. But the person we were with put it on his plate instead, but that wasn't enough--she made him hide it underneath his salad.

Now she can't even reply to the email I put the link in, and she didn't even get to the first line of the article. Just seized up at the photo.

So now I have a Savla!Fort coined, but whenever would I need to substitute something for "cluster of holes"? I mean, apart from the vaginas--that's the obvious answer.


Sophia Brooks - May 17, 2012 4:33:41 pm PDT #5603 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

YAY Ralph Stanley!!!!

I don't think ita's sister would like this urban legend [link] known as "lotus boob".


Jesse - May 17, 2012 4:35:06 pm PDT #5604 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hey, did everyone know you can scramble an egg in the microwave?

Yes! I fell out of the habit of doing it, though -- I should make one tomorrow! Good one.


Typo Boy - May 17, 2012 4:39:10 pm PDT #5605 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Yeah, scramble eggbeater in a bowl in the microwave all the time, then use he same bowl for cereal. Also have a little plastic doohicky to poach eggs in the microwave.


§ ita § - May 17, 2012 5:06:42 pm PDT #5606 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, I'm pretty sure NO ONE likes that picture. Why do people make stuff up like that?