People should not make out-loud assumptions about other people's ages or relationships. Isn't that in the How Not To Be An Asshole manual?
That's what I would have thought!
My heart expands / 'tis grown a bulge in't / inspired by / your beauty effulgent.
William ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - May 17, 2012 11:02:49 am PDT #5556 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
§ ita § - May 17, 2012 11:07:17 am PDT #5557 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But, hey, whether or not you're pregnant is totes okay to opine on, right?
Cashmere - May 17, 2012 11:10:17 am PDT #5558 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
To which I did not reply: Fuck you, you celibate non-parental, judgmental, wrong age-guessing bald fuck!
Two people assumed DH was Olivia's grandfather today.
Jesse - May 17, 2012 11:14:00 am PDT #5559 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
But, hey, whether or not you're pregnant is totes okay to opine on, right?
It's fine for you to opine on whether or not you're pregnant. Other people, NSM.
Of course, knowing this did not stop me from hollering across the room to a coworker, "HEY, WHAT HAPPENED?" when I saw him with crutches the other day. It would, however, have stopped me from following up, regardless of his answer.
Zenkitty - May 17, 2012 11:14:11 am PDT #5560 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
But, hey, whether or not you're pregnant is totes okay to opine on, right?
FUCK NO. I had a tummy even when I was thin, and at least four times in my life people have asked me when I was due, all smiling faces like they get to share in my joy if I actually had any, and I have wanted to shove them down stairs.
Steph L. - May 17, 2012 11:18:00 am PDT #5561 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
It's fine for you to opine on whether or not you're pregnant.
I posted on FB the other day that I was craving eggs (sorry, ita), and I wondered what nutritional deficiency I had that eggs can meet (causing me to crave them).
My mom replied by telling me that in the movie of Breaking Dawn, Bella craves eggs before she knows she's pregnant with Edward's baby (only in a much more hilarious manner, because my mom phrases everything like she's from Bulgaria but enthusiastically embracing English).
I asked her if she was implying something, and if she knew how IUDs worked.
Burrell - May 17, 2012 11:19:47 am PDT #5562 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I think mojito ice cream sounds yummy. As does chocolate with Grand Marnier and caramel with spiced rum. Um, I guess that's not actually helping you decide.
msbelle - May 17, 2012 11:19:58 am PDT #5563 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
omg the cute kid and cute NF on goodstuff. NF HOW SO CUTE!?! still.
DavidS - May 17, 2012 11:20:35 am PDT #5564 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Two people assumed DH was Olivia's grandfather today.
Tell him he can use my line even if it isn't on a Buddhist monk.
Heh. That makes me think of the only Current Events joke that ever made me laugh out loud and still makes me chortle.
After the Fatwa biz...
Joe: "Say, did you hear about Salman Rushdie's new novel?
Jane: "No? What's it called?"
Joe:
"Buddha, You Fat Fuck!"
§ ita § - May 17, 2012 11:24:10 am PDT #5565 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, Google, I get that you think you're being helpful, but deciding I might mean "martial arts" when what I actually typed was "karate" is incredibly inconvenient. Is there a "no, I know what the fuck I'm doing" checkmark in my personal settings or something?