Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
But, hey, whether or not you're pregnant is totes okay to opine on, right?
It's fine for you to opine on whether or not you're pregnant. Other people, NSM.
Of course, knowing this did not stop me from hollering across the room to a coworker, "HEY, WHAT HAPPENED?" when I saw him with crutches the other day. It would, however, have stopped me from following up, regardless of his answer.
But, hey, whether or not you're pregnant is totes okay to opine on, right?
FUCK NO. I had a tummy even when I was thin, and at least four times in my life people have asked me when I was due, all smiling faces like they get to share in my joy if I actually had any, and I have wanted to shove them down stairs.
It's fine for you to opine on whether or not you're pregnant.
I posted on FB the other day that I was craving eggs (sorry, ita), and I wondered what nutritional deficiency I had that eggs can meet (causing me to crave them).
My mom replied by telling me that in the movie of Breaking Dawn, Bella craves eggs before she knows she's pregnant with Edward's baby (only in a much more hilarious manner, because my mom phrases everything like she's from Bulgaria but enthusiastically embracing English).
I asked her if she was implying something, and if she knew how IUDs worked.
I think mojito ice cream sounds yummy. As does chocolate with Grand Marnier and caramel with spiced rum. Um, I guess that's not actually helping you decide.
omg the cute kid and cute NF on goodstuff. NF HOW SO CUTE!?! still.
Two people assumed DH was Olivia's grandfather today.
Tell him he can use my line even if it isn't on a Buddhist monk.
Heh. That makes me think of the only Current Events joke that ever made me laugh out loud and still makes me chortle.
After the Fatwa biz...
Joe: "Say, did you hear about Salman Rushdie's new novel?
Jane: "No? What's it called?"
Joe:
"Buddha, You Fat Fuck!"
Okay, Google, I get that you think you're being helpful, but deciding I might mean "martial arts" when what I actually typed was "karate" is incredibly inconvenient. Is there a "no, I know what the fuck I'm doing" checkmark in my personal settings or something?
So, when I was in COLLEGE the clerk at the local drugstore in my hometown asked my brother who is only 4 years younger than I am if I was his mother.
But, hey, whether or not you're pregnant is totes okay to opine on, right?
I had to field that question more than once after Isaac was born. Usually from coworkers, making it that much more inappropriate.
My favorite was when CJ's 4th grade teacher asked K-Bug, who was 16ish, if she was CJ's mom. W T F? The teacher turned out to be a real tool, this should have been my first hint.