Two people assumed DH was Olivia's grandfather today.
Tell him he can use my line even if it isn't on a Buddhist monk.
Heh. That makes me think of the only Current Events joke that ever made me laugh out loud and still makes me chortle.
After the Fatwa biz...
Joe: "Say, did you hear about Salman Rushdie's new novel?
Jane: "No? What's it called?"
Joe:
"Buddha, You Fat Fuck!"
Okay, Google, I get that you think you're being helpful, but deciding I might mean "martial arts" when what I actually typed was "karate" is incredibly inconvenient. Is there a "no, I know what the fuck I'm doing" checkmark in my personal settings or something?
So, when I was in COLLEGE the clerk at the local drugstore in my hometown asked my brother who is only 4 years younger than I am if I was his
mother.
But, hey, whether or not you're pregnant is totes okay to opine on, right?
I had to field that question more than once after Isaac was born. Usually from coworkers, making it that much more inappropriate.
My favorite was when CJ's 4th grade teacher asked K-Bug, who was 16ish, if she was CJ's mom. W T F? The teacher turned out to be a real tool, this should have been my first hint.
omg the cute kid and cute NF on goodstuff. NF HOW SO CUTE!?! still.
Super fucking cute, right??
Good Stuff link? I don't have at work WHICH I NOW REALIZE IS WHERE I NEED IT MOST.
good stuff is the only way to get through most days.