omg the cute kid and cute NF on goodstuff. NF HOW SO CUTE!?! still.
We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.
Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - May 17, 2012 11:19:58 am PDT #5563 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
DavidS - May 17, 2012 11:20:35 am PDT #5564 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Two people assumed DH was Olivia's grandfather today.
Tell him he can use my line even if it isn't on a Buddhist monk.
Heh. That makes me think of the only Current Events joke that ever made me laugh out loud and still makes me chortle.
After the Fatwa biz...
Joe: "Say, did you hear about Salman Rushdie's new novel?
Jane: "No? What's it called?"
Joe:
"Buddha, You Fat Fuck!"
§ ita § - May 17, 2012 11:24:10 am PDT #5565 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, Google, I get that you think you're being helpful, but deciding I might mean "martial arts" when what I actually typed was "karate" is incredibly inconvenient. Is there a "no, I know what the fuck I'm doing" checkmark in my personal settings or something?
sumi - May 17, 2012 11:24:37 am PDT #5566 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
So, when I was in COLLEGE the clerk at the local drugstore in my hometown asked my brother who is only 4 years younger than I am if I was his mother.
Burrell - May 17, 2012 11:26:04 am PDT #5567 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
But, hey, whether or not you're pregnant is totes okay to opine on, right?
I had to field that question more than once after Isaac was born. Usually from coworkers, making it that much more inappropriate.
SuziQ - May 17, 2012 11:29:18 am PDT #5568 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
My favorite was when CJ's 4th grade teacher asked K-Bug, who was 16ish, if she was CJ's mom. W T F? The teacher turned out to be a real tool, this should have been my first hint.
Jesse - May 17, 2012 11:30:42 am PDT #5569 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
omg the cute kid and cute NF on goodstuff. NF HOW SO CUTE!?! still.
Super fucking cute, right??
msbelle - May 17, 2012 11:51:38 am PDT #5570 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
it makes my teeth hurt.
Scrappy - May 17, 2012 11:57:28 am PDT #5571 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Good Stuff link? I don't have at work WHICH I NOW REALIZE IS WHERE I NEED IT MOST.
Jesse - May 17, 2012 11:59:52 am PDT #5572 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.