You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - May 16, 2012 5:24:14 pm PDT #5372 of 30001

Hah. Kat tried to convince me kids are not a helpful gift with purchase. Or something. :)

Also, how the hell do you LA people not go on murderous sprees more often due to the traffic? Because seriously.

However that meant I got to hear ALL of NPR, and find out that 80 year old Senator Lugar runs a 5k as fast as I do (apparently neither of us are "breaking land speed records", per NPR). Jim Thune, however, managed to run one in 19 minutes. I don't even get that. How?!?


sarameg - May 16, 2012 5:27:00 pm PDT #5373 of 30001

I didn't find the traffic in LA nearly as annoying as DC and Baltimore. They follow rules in LA! They know what a merge is! Sure, the volume is insane and slow, but people are polite!


Consuela - May 16, 2012 5:32:34 pm PDT #5374 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

That cat video is awesome.

meara, there are reasons I don't live in LA. The traffic is definitely one of them.

I'm on a downswing: between my parents & the job situation, I'm just unable to summon any forward momentum. It's hard to get anything done in the office while I wait, endlessly, to see if I'm ever going to get re-hired.

Although at least I'm getting my $600 back. Woot.


juliana - May 16, 2012 5:40:55 pm PDT #5375 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

lisah, I'm sorry about Swifty.

Jim Thune, however, managed to run one in 19 minutes. I don't even get that. How?!?

A 6-minute mile is not unheard-of, especially if you're built for it. (I entertain vague fantasies of achieving an 8:45/mile race pace, because I am not built for speed on foot.)

I just shampooed my carpets, so my cat decided it would be a perfect time to puke all over them. Thank you, Damien.


sarameg - May 16, 2012 5:44:11 pm PDT #5376 of 30001

You and I named them well, we did.


lisah - May 16, 2012 5:47:45 pm PDT #5377 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

ah! Got it, Kat. Clever girl.


§ ita § - May 16, 2012 5:48:04 pm PDT #5378 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If I were a vet, I would have a pet name disclaimers. I wouldn't treat any of them who behaved true to their names. So when Loki there, sara, gives birth to a plenty-legged horse, He's all on his own. Should he want to give birth kittens that's fine. Running and being dangerous (nope). Periods of sulking? I might wanna look into that.


Polgara - May 16, 2012 5:49:12 pm PDT #5379 of 30001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

You're fine with a male cat giving birth to kittens?


Dana - May 16, 2012 5:55:26 pm PDT #5380 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I think Loki switches genders occasionally. Possibly he was also a horse? Or gave birth to a horse?


§ ita § - May 16, 2012 5:56:52 pm PDT #5381 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Him giving birth to kittens is something he would get medical attention for. Wouldn't you take a boy cat in for that?