Him giving birth to kittens is something he would get medical attention for. Wouldn't you take a boy cat in for that?
She ain't movin'. Serenity's not movin'.
Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 16, 2012 5:56:52 pm PDT #5381 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Zenkitty - May 16, 2012 5:59:19 pm PDT #5382 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
That cat video makes me want to never let The Gray Interloper out of the house again. He'd wail and whine my ears off, and dash out anyway the next time the door opened. I know many many cats do just fine as indoor/outdoor cats. But I don't like it. I want him to stay inside. Leo can be corralled, all he really wants to do is eat grass anyway*, and Percy is not interested in doing more than sniffing the Outside. But Gray will not be caged! Dammit.
*I often bring home potted "cat grass" from the pet store for them. But, supposedly, wild grass has bacteria from soil that makes their guts function better. So with Leo on the antibiotic, I bring blades of his favorite patch of grass inside for him. And because they aren't "standing up" and he has no lips and no thumbs, he can't pick them up to eat them. So I sit there, feeding my cat grass, one blade at a time. He loves it, and it makes the litterbox less nasty, but I think this is the point where I'm a crazy person.
sarameg - May 16, 2012 6:03:37 pm PDT #5383 of 30001
ita, your brain breaks me. My Loki will not shapeshift or require Enquirer level scrutiny. Sure, he'll bedevil me and pull all sorts of tricks....
OTOH, the names don't explain Pumpkin. She's Loki+ clever + sneaky. She's almost a McGuyver cat.
amych - May 16, 2012 6:06:22 pm PDT #5384 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Note to Mycroft Cat: No running a shadow British government from your club, at least not if you expect to get medical attention for it.
DavidS - May 16, 2012 6:07:27 pm PDT #5385 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Possibly he was also a horse? Or gave birth to a horse?
The 8-legged horse Sleppinr. Or something like that.
Tom Scola - May 16, 2012 6:08:18 pm PDT #5386 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Wouldn't Mycroft be covered by NHS?
juliana - May 16, 2012 6:08:35 pm PDT #5387 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
You and I named them well, we did.
Yes, yes we did.
DavidS - May 16, 2012 6:08:50 pm PDT #5388 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So I made further inquiries into Emmett's adventures at the Quinceneara.
Me: So tell me about the girl you kissed at the Quinceneara?
Emmett: Which one?
Me: How many did you kiss?
Emmett: ::holds up hand with three fingers::
Yeah, I guess he had a good time.
Tom Scola - May 16, 2012 6:11:30 pm PDT #5389 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Emmet has done better at Quinceneara than I have done at most of the F2Fs.
le nubian - May 16, 2012 6:13:14 pm PDT #5390 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Emmett has done better at the Q than I did during my entire teenage years. No lie.