You and I named them well, we did.
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ah! Got it, Kat. Clever girl.
If I were a vet, I would have a pet name disclaimers. I wouldn't treat any of them who behaved true to their names. So when Loki there, sara, gives birth to a plenty-legged horse, He's all on his own. Should he want to give birth kittens that's fine. Running and being dangerous (nope). Periods of sulking? I might wanna look into that.
You're fine with a male cat giving birth to kittens?
I think Loki switches genders occasionally. Possibly he was also a horse? Or gave birth to a horse?
Him giving birth to kittens is something he would get medical attention for. Wouldn't you take a boy cat in for that?
That cat video makes me want to never let The Gray Interloper out of the house again. He'd wail and whine my ears off, and dash out anyway the next time the door opened. I know many many cats do just fine as indoor/outdoor cats. But I don't like it. I want him to stay inside. Leo can be corralled, all he really wants to do is eat grass anyway*, and Percy is not interested in doing more than sniffing the Outside. But Gray will not be caged! Dammit.
*I often bring home potted "cat grass" from the pet store for them. But, supposedly, wild grass has bacteria from soil that makes their guts function better. So with Leo on the antibiotic, I bring blades of his favorite patch of grass inside for him. And because they aren't "standing up" and he has no lips and no thumbs, he can't pick them up to eat them. So I sit there, feeding my cat grass, one blade at a time. He loves it, and it makes the litterbox less nasty, but I think this is the point where I'm a crazy person.
ita, your brain breaks me. My Loki will not shapeshift or require Enquirer level scrutiny. Sure, he'll bedevil me and pull all sorts of tricks....
OTOH, the names don't explain Pumpkin. She's Loki+ clever + sneaky. She's almost a McGuyver cat.
Note to Mycroft Cat: No running a shadow British government from your club, at least not if you expect to get medical attention for it.
Possibly he was also a horse? Or gave birth to a horse?
The 8-legged horse Sleppinr. Or something like that.