That cat video makes me want to never let The Gray Interloper out of the house again. He'd wail and whine my ears off, and dash out anyway the next time the door opened. I know many many cats do just fine as indoor/outdoor cats. But I don't like it. I want him to stay inside. Leo can be corralled, all he really wants to do is eat grass anyway*, and Percy is not interested in doing more than sniffing the Outside. But Gray will not be caged! Dammit.
*I often bring home potted "cat grass" from the pet store for them. But, supposedly, wild grass has bacteria from soil that makes their guts function better. So with Leo on the antibiotic, I bring blades of his favorite patch of grass inside for him. And because they aren't "standing up" and he has no lips and no thumbs, he can't pick them up to eat them. So I sit there, feeding my cat grass, one blade at a time. He loves it, and it makes the litterbox less nasty, but I think this is the point where I'm a crazy person.
ita, your brain breaks me. My Loki will not shapeshift or require Enquirer level scrutiny. Sure, he'll bedevil me and pull all sorts of tricks....
OTOH, the names don't explain Pumpkin. She's Loki+ clever + sneaky. She's almost a McGuyver cat.
Note to Mycroft Cat: No running a shadow British government from your club, at least not if you expect to get medical attention for it.
Possibly he was also a horse? Or gave birth to a horse?
The 8-legged horse Sleppinr. Or something like that.
Wouldn't Mycroft be covered by NHS?
So I made further inquiries into Emmett's adventures at the Quinceneara.
Me: So tell me about the girl you kissed at the Quinceneara?
Emmett: Which one?
Me: How many did you kiss?
Emmett:
::holds up hand with three fingers::
Yeah, I guess he had a good time.
Emmet has done better at Quinceneara than I have done at most of the F2Fs.
Emmett has done better at the Q than I did during my entire teenage years. No lie.
I think Loki switches genders occasionally. Possibly he was also a horse? Or gave birth to a horse?
Loki gave birth to Slepnir, an eight-legged horse that became the mount of Odin, as well as the first of the ogres. He also fathered Fenrir, the God-devouring wolf, Jormungandr, the Earth-encircling serpent, and Hel, the Queen of the Underworld.
/Norse history geek
