On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Sep 11, 2012 4:28:10 am PDT #21691 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Today I am a man!

Mazel tov!


JenP - Sep 11, 2012 4:34:24 am PDT #21692 of 30001

Ditto what Steph said. And you are an awfully nice fella.


Jessica - Sep 11, 2012 4:54:23 am PDT #21693 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Today, I am a fountain pen.


Sue - Sep 11, 2012 4:56:53 am PDT #21694 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Today I am a man!

congrats!

Congrats on the grandnephew!

I am ridiculously excited about the return of Downton Abbey. Even though it's not hitting the US until January. (That will not stop me.) I've been watching all the trailers and teasers on tumblr and squeeing.


Steph L. - Sep 11, 2012 4:58:16 am PDT #21695 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Today, I am a fountain pen.

Jessica goes Old School, yo.


tommyrot - Sep 11, 2012 5:09:15 am PDT #21696 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Today I am a clown.


Calli - Sep 11, 2012 5:10:44 am PDT #21697 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Today I am a pipe!


tommyrot - Sep 11, 2012 5:17:18 am PDT #21698 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I am a camera.


billytea - Sep 11, 2012 5:23:17 am PDT #21699 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Today I am the Fendahl. Wait, sorry, I meant to say, today we are the Fendahl.


Lee - Sep 11, 2012 5:26:10 am PDT #21700 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I need more coffee before I decide what to be today.