Mal: Go on. Get in there. Give your brother a thrashing for messing up your plan. River: He takes so much looking after.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Aug 13, 2012 6:10:26 pm PDT #18031 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Take That is NOT Take That without Robbie F'in Williams cutie patootie.


billytea - Aug 13, 2012 6:20:16 pm PDT #18032 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Take That is NOT Take That without Robbie F'in Williams cutie patootie.

I thought he'd rejoined Take That too. Where was he?


Vortex - Aug 13, 2012 6:22:03 pm PDT #18033 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

His wife is due to give birth soon.


billytea - Aug 13, 2012 6:39:48 pm PDT #18034 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

His wife is due to give birth soon.

As reasons go, that's a good one; shame he had to miss the Olympics though.


§ ita § - Aug 13, 2012 6:41:08 pm PDT #18035 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My tennis cousin has set a wedding date! Gay interracial Midwest tennis wedding! Well, I hope it's not fucking Midwest. Not in December.

She needs to share the location, so I can start planning the outfit.

If you flounce, and flounce pretty "Oh, I hope this makes you happy!!!" you should stay away at least a week, right?


§ ita § - Aug 13, 2012 7:03:38 pm PDT #18036 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can someone tell me why I've had this link open in my browser for a couple weeks now: [link] ? I don't even watch the show. I have no idea why I thought this was worth not closing...


Strix - Aug 13, 2012 7:14:38 pm PDT #18037 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Yes, you need to get the locale, so you can find out what part of the Midwest it is, since I don't ever see you mention travel to the Midwest!


§ ita § - Aug 13, 2012 7:36:31 pm PDT #18038 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And..ugh. I just had the inevitable realisation (it's not rocket science) that the aunt to whom I have not spoken since 2002 because she is skanky evil douche swill, will be there too. Since she's actual aunt to my second cousin once removed.

I don't have the language for how much ill will I bear towards her, and how much I will not have grown up by December.

But...it is not my wedding, it is Muffin Pan's wedding. And she loves both me and the evil skank from nether dimensions, so I will behave.

During the ceremony? And before?

Can I be stank after?

Oh, god. The stupid woman gives me panic attacks, I hate her so much. But I'm not going to let her win. Fuck that. Being fabulous is the best revenge.


§ ita § - Aug 13, 2012 7:53:58 pm PDT #18039 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's a shame you can't wear this with a Utilikilt, because it just sounds like it goes with one.

Way too synthetic and rugged and pants-requiring for Jilli, but lots of "Grr, I will solve your problem, little man--step aside and let me at it."


Pix - Aug 13, 2012 8:34:37 pm PDT #18040 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Post went boom! Nothing to see here...move along...