His wife is due to give birth soon.
I'd rather stay home and watch television. It's often funnier than killing stuff.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Vortex - Aug 13, 2012 6:22:03 pm PDT #18033 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
billytea - Aug 13, 2012 6:39:48 pm PDT #18034 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
His wife is due to give birth soon.
As reasons go, that's a good one; shame he had to miss the Olympics though.
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2012 6:41:08 pm PDT #18035 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My tennis cousin has set a wedding date! Gay interracial Midwest tennis wedding! Well, I hope it's not fucking Midwest. Not in December.
She needs to share the location, so I can start planning the outfit.
If you flounce, and flounce pretty "Oh, I hope this makes you happy!!!" you should stay away at least a week, right?
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2012 7:03:38 pm PDT #18036 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Can someone tell me why I've had this link open in my browser for a couple weeks now: [link] ? I don't even watch the show. I have no idea why I thought this was worth not closing...
Strix - Aug 13, 2012 7:14:38 pm PDT #18037 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Yes, you need to get the locale, so you can find out what part of the Midwest it is, since I don't ever see you mention travel to the Midwest!
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2012 7:36:31 pm PDT #18038 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And..ugh. I just had the inevitable realisation (it's not rocket science) that the aunt to whom I have not spoken since 2002 because she is skanky evil douche swill, will be there too. Since she's actual aunt to my second cousin once removed.
I don't have the language for how much ill will I bear towards her, and how much I will not have grown up by December.
But...it is not my wedding, it is Muffin Pan's wedding. And she loves both me and the evil skank from nether dimensions, so I will behave.
During the ceremony? And before?
Can I be stank after?
Oh, god. The stupid woman gives me panic attacks, I hate her so much. But I'm not going to let her win. Fuck that. Being fabulous is the best revenge.
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2012 7:53:58 pm PDT #18039 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's a shame you can't wear this with a Utilikilt, because it just sounds like it goes with one.
Way too synthetic and rugged and pants-requiring for Jilli, but lots of "Grr, I will solve your problem, little man--step aside and let me at it."
Pix - Aug 13, 2012 8:34:37 pm PDT #18040 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.
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§ ita § - Aug 13, 2012 9:24:51 pm PDT #18041 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But yet, you still called us all in...shady. V. shady.
(I stayed up for Teen Wolf. Can someone edit my posts so they making sense both here and on IO9--thanks, ever so--gotta run, bed calling. An update by tomorrow would be fine)
Polter-Cow - Aug 13, 2012 9:27:30 pm PDT #18042 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
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I hope everything is okay! (I saw the post.)