Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 13, 2012 7:36:31 pm PDT #18038 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And..ugh. I just had the inevitable realisation (it's not rocket science) that the aunt to whom I have not spoken since 2002 because she is skanky evil douche swill, will be there too. Since she's actual aunt to my second cousin once removed.

I don't have the language for how much ill will I bear towards her, and how much I will not have grown up by December.

But...it is not my wedding, it is Muffin Pan's wedding. And she loves both me and the evil skank from nether dimensions, so I will behave.

During the ceremony? And before?

Can I be stank after?

Oh, god. The stupid woman gives me panic attacks, I hate her so much. But I'm not going to let her win. Fuck that. Being fabulous is the best revenge.


§ ita § - Aug 13, 2012 7:53:58 pm PDT #18039 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's a shame you can't wear this with a Utilikilt, because it just sounds like it goes with one.

Way too synthetic and rugged and pants-requiring for Jilli, but lots of "Grr, I will solve your problem, little man--step aside and let me at it."


Pix - Aug 13, 2012 8:34:37 pm PDT #18040 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Post went boom! Nothing to see here...move along...


§ ita § - Aug 13, 2012 9:24:51 pm PDT #18041 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But yet, you still called us all in...shady. V. shady.

(I stayed up for Teen Wolf. Can someone edit my posts so they making sense both here and on IO9--thanks, ever so--gotta run, bed calling. An update by tomorrow would be fine)


Polter-Cow - Aug 13, 2012 9:27:30 pm PDT #18042 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Post went boom! Nothing to see here...move along...

I hope everything is okay! (I saw the post.)


Pix - Aug 13, 2012 10:00:43 pm PDT #18043 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

I am shady. Also emotionally exhausted from thinking about it and am living in cheerful denial. So. But thanks.


Kat - Aug 14, 2012 3:39:26 am PDT #18044 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Hmmm... Kristin, have you started school yet?

Today's our first day back with students. We have an online student info system that we are supposed to take attendance in. In the system, there is no kid enrolled in any of my classes.

Who is coming? How many students? How am I supposed to take attendance?

I don't like chaos and don't handle it well. Do. Not. Want.


Gudanov - Aug 14, 2012 4:25:51 am PDT #18045 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Today's our first day back with students. We have an online student info system that we are supposed to take attendance in. In the system, there is no kid enrolled in any of my classes.

Sounds like you have an entire classroom of stealth students. Better keep a close eye.


Jesse - Aug 14, 2012 4:50:01 am PDT #18046 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hi everybody! I am back from Vegas! It was a pretty good trip, although fucked up by travel issues on everyone else's part. I relaxed a lot and drank a lot and won about $10. Which was much more dramatic than that sounds.

Two things from the plane yesterday: there was a really good-looking Idris Elba type guy next to me...with his wife on the other side. But he was chatty and nice and I liked it. Also, someone passed out in the aisle, and they called for medical professionals and a TON of people got up! And I realized I would probably rather see a nurse in that situation than a generic doctor -- I mean, isn't a nurse more likely to have relevant knowledge/experience? I don't need a surgeon, you know? But whatever, the person turned out OK.

Scrappy, I'm sorry about Jason's uncle. He sounds great.

And am really sad about David Rakoff. The only news I've heard since Thursday was the Paul Ryan announcement, and a couple of Olympic things. Mostly when we turned the tv on, it was for pure trash.


§ ita § - Aug 14, 2012 5:14:01 am PDT #18047 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No hookers and blow, Jesse? I am disappoint.